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Old 01-24-2009, 03:10 PM   #1001
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That's awesome JohnnyB, take it from someone who has been cheated on, I admire your convictions.
It's nice to hear so many guys out there that feel the same also.
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Old 01-24-2009, 07:41 PM   #1002
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Old 01-24-2009, 08:48 PM   #1003
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One catch: you must live in Vancouver.
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:32 PM   #1004
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Old 01-24-2009, 10:50 PM   #1005
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I'm really glad to get some positive responses to my choice. I knew there would be some people who support that decision, but I also wonder how many really think otherwise. My best friend here is pretty much a womanizer who definitely would have done it. Another of my good friends in in the middle of a divorce and is in a state of amorality (not that I'm judging other choices) where I'm certain he would have done it as well. Furthermore, I'm pretty confident that pretty much any of my male Chinese friends would have done it without thinking to much about it, and that they'll think I'm kind of an idiot for not doing it. I believe in strong personal values, but I also recognize that values are social and I'm happy to have support from an online community where a real-life community would maybe not be so agreeable.
Cheers.
Being one who has seen way too many crappy movies, let me outline what I think is in your near future.

You get home to your fiancée, and after closing the front door you turn around. Suddenly your girl runs up to you. She jumps into your arms and smothers you with kisses.

Of course, you're enjoying this and reciprocating, but you wonder what's up. Just then, a figure comes out from another room... it's the "other woman" who smiles and says, "Congratulations, Johnny. You passed the test."

Your fiancée is so happy that you are trustworthy that she wants to reward you. Both women drop their laundry and proceed to give you the only scenario that you told the other woman you'd be willing to accept if you were to sleep with her.

Win-win-win!
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Old 01-24-2009, 10:58 PM   #1006
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Death before dishonour, so to speak. I'd react the same in your position.
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Old 01-24-2009, 11:00 PM   #1007
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Coming home from the Roughnecks game tonight, I'm waiting for the train to leave Chinook Station so I can cross and get out of this friken cold and into my car. This one guy asks me if I have the time. Hey, no problem, glad to answer the question. So I lean over to the side, because this guy was blocking my view of the LARGE RED CLOCK right behind him to tell him it was 10:25. For the love of me, I have no idea how you can fail to see a red LED clock in pitch black darkness...
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Old 01-24-2009, 11:03 PM   #1008
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It has been well over a week sanding the hell out of my foot and the stupid plantar's wart is still there...how long do these stick around????
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:28 AM   #1009
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Holy wow did Max Payne the movie suck giant elephant testicles.

One of the worst movie adaptations from a game I have had the displeasure of sitting through since Street Fighter with Jean Claude VanDamage.

I want my 2 hours back now please.
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:06 AM   #1010
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^^^^^ At least you didnt pay 13$. The buddy I went with fell asleep during the movie.
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:32 AM   #1011
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Max Payne was bad even when drunk It's too bad, because the games had an over-the-top noir shtick that was pretty awesome.
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:57 AM   #1012
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I've been up for 39 of the past 40 hours and I can't sleep. Have any of you had cases of insomnia.
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Old 01-25-2009, 03:27 AM   #1014
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If I have a threesome and one of the girls gets pregnant, would the other girl have to pitch in for child-support?
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Old 01-25-2009, 06:55 AM   #1015
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Being one who has seen way too many crappy movies, let me outline what I think is in your near future.

You get home to your fiancée, and after closing the front door you turn around. Suddenly your girl runs up to you. She jumps into your arms and smothers you with kisses.

Of course, you're enjoying this and reciprocating, but you wonder what's up. Just then, a figure comes out from another room... it's the "other woman" who smiles and says, "Congratulations, Johnny. You passed the test."

Your fiancée is so happy that you are trustworthy that she wants to reward you. Both women drop their laundry and proceed to give you the only scenario that you told the other woman you'd be willing to accept if you were to sleep with her.

Win-win-win!
Yeah, but I think if my life were a scripted teen movie I wouldn't get to experience that ending anyways. I would get cut in casting so that they could have a better looking guy play the part of me.
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Old 01-25-2009, 09:08 AM   #1016
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Yeah, but I think if my life were a scripted teen movie I wouldn't get to experience that ending anyways. I would get cut in casting so that they could have a better looking guy play the part of me.
Or you would get the speaking parts, but they'd use a stunt penis for all of the sex scenes.
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Old 01-25-2009, 09:19 AM   #1017
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I wish Locke would get off the CP and come back to bed. My heart for magic beans? What am I getting out of this?
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Old 01-25-2009, 09:56 AM   #1018
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Why does the Obama UFO thread have a tag of 'fotze's mom'?
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Old 01-25-2009, 09:59 AM   #1019
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^^^ Cause it's funny?
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Old 01-25-2009, 10:02 AM   #1020
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Cause it relates to rods flying all over the place in front of a camera?
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