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Old 01-05-2009, 03:18 PM   #41
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I'm laughing so hard right now, thanks for a good laugh at the end of the day.
Sort of enters into the too much information category, but I did ask I guess.

This thread is fast becoming priceless.

End of the day? Who do you work for, the government?
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:20 PM   #42
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i'm shocked at the lack of knowledge about using "the sock" in this thread
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:23 PM   #43
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Thread title: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?

I'm changing my answer to 'open this thread'.
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Doesn't that cause rug burn, or in this case, sock burn?
I have always wondered that as well.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:35 PM   #45
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End of the day? Who do you work for, the government?
lol, no it's 5:34 where I live
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:45 PM   #46
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This thread got pretty gross really quickly.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:47 PM   #47
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Anecdotal advice of course... but you would certainly stray from the wool sock and use something more.. umm... silky?
Wow, first time I heard about the sock. Isn't it much easier (and much more disposable/flushable) to use kleenex, hypothetically of course?
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Doesn't that cause rug burn, or in this case, sock burn?
Don't use the sock the entire time? Just at the end?
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:17 PM   #49
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This thread got pretty gross really quickly.
I am really really surprised that a thread about what you wouldn't do infront of your spouse got gross...
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I'm quite dissapointed about this sock info. It's purely a containment matter? Man, crank out a bunch of jergens and go to town, to hell with containment. Shoot for the stars for all I care.
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:59 PM   #51
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Wow, first time I heard about the sock. Isn't it much easier (and much more disposable/flushable) to use kleenex, hypothetically of course?
That sh*ts expensive.. Socks go in the laundry, although they dont ever seem as soft after, even with downey.
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^^ Okay, ewww!
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:05 PM   #53
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I'm gonna guess that the sock thing is a "guys only" thing?
I don't want to picture what I would have to do with a sock...
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I'm gonna guess that the sock thing is a "guys only" thing?
I don't want to picture what I would have to do with a sock...
I'm tempted to call Rule 34 on this one, but honestly, I just don't want to google it and find out.
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yep the masturbation thing for sure. It's fine of it starts as a couple thing, but if you get caught, never a good thing.
You can always ask her (or him if your a girl or MRCboicgy) to join!

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oh wait.....WITHOUT your foot in it. That makes more sense now. nevermind.
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Guess I should have called this the 'how do you use your sock' thread. Very enlightening.
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That sh*ts expensive.. Socks go in the laundry, although they dont ever seem as soft after, even with downey.
K...that sounds as grosse as putting snot rags in the washer. Remember when I was a kid old men always had rags in their pockets and..well u know..it was disgusting.
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You sure don't want to push to hard on a toot, only to defecate yourself while in their presence. Then when they ask what's wrong, you probably shouldn't tell the truth.
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My mistress...for some reason they don't get along.
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