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Old 01-05-2009, 11:14 AM   #21
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I'm single, so perhaps not allowed to answer the question, but I definitely wouldn't want an audience for anything toilet related. A lot of bathroom stuff in general, I would prefer to just not have someone around.
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Old 01-05-2009, 11:16 AM   #22
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^ Yeah toilet stuff is a big no-no for me as well...
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Old 01-05-2009, 11:17 AM   #23
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So everything before the wipe is fair game, but once you need the TP, you'd ask your SO to leave the room?
Well, yeah... I guess. I mean, in a big bathroom, it wouldn't bother me if she was drying her hair or something while I was sitting on the can. But when it came time to wipe, I'd tell her to leave.

Toenails? Pfft. Q-tipping? No prob. Trimming my hair? Tsss. Yup, I'm pretty sure there's really only one thing that I wouldn't do in front of her.

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Old 01-05-2009, 11:54 AM   #24
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I'm single, so perhaps not allowed to answer the question, but I definitely wouldn't want an audience for anything toilet related. A lot of bathroom stuff in general, I would prefer to just not have someone around.
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:01 PM   #25
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Really? Truly? Why?

You might get an extra set of polishers.
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:06 PM   #26
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:11 PM   #27
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So if they walked in and you were almost down you would just put it away and finish later? You are a stronger man than me.
Hahaha, A feew years back I was living with a girlfriend and she walked in, I had the tube sock ready to go and she comes in, I look at her, look at the sock and say to her... dont need this(the sock) anymore... come here
and she did !!!... I swear ... she did.
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:17 PM   #28
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:21 PM   #30
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Hahaha, A feew years back I was living with a girlfriend and she walked in, I had the tube sock ready to go and she comes in, I look at her, look at the sock and say to her... dont need this(the sock) anymore... come here
and she did !!!... I swear ... she did.
People actually use a sock? I thought that was just a funny joke on American Pie
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People actually use a sock? I thought that was just a funny joke on American Pie
when I was in the army there was a guy in my unit that was a real $hit. The fella's in his section routinely used his socks with out telling him, also his towel
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:31 PM   #32
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I'm married, so we pretty much know every disgusting thing about each other, so besides maybe flirt or talk about my former conquests in detail... nothing.
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^^ Yes, I'm curious about the answer to that as well???
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:20 PM   #34
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:22 PM   #35
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Whatever happened to 'taking a shower'?
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:29 PM   #36
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Whatever happened to 'taking a shower'?
What if youve already showered that day? Use a sock!
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:41 PM   #38
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What if youve already showered that day? Use a sock!
If you've already showered that day and you are thinking of taking another shower, instead of looking for socks, you should be looking for a girlfriend.
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I'm laughing so hard right now, thanks for a good laugh at the end of the day.
Sort of enters into the too much information category, but I did ask I guess.

This thread is fast becoming priceless.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:09 PM   #40
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Doesn't that cause rug burn, or in this case, sock burn?
Anecdotal advice of course... but you would certainly stray from the wool sock and use something more.. umm... silky?
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