10-18-2008, 01:37 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Spartanville
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Legal case against God dismissed
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7673591.stm
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A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served
The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling. .......
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Sneaky God. 
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10-18-2008, 01:46 AM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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"Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."
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10-18-2008, 02:22 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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hey his address is heaven .... and he is all knowing so just tell him he is served in prayer and there ya go ..... of course i wouldnt wanna have to be the guy who has to go take care of him when he doesnt show up to court
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10-18-2008, 02:59 AM
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God of Hating Twitter
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I smell another natural disaster to respond to this lawsuit!
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10-18-2008, 02:59 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thor
I smell another natural disaster to respond to this lawsuit!
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quite obviously we'd send dog the bounty hunter after him, afterall dog = god backwards.
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10-18-2008, 03:20 AM
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God of Hating Twitter
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Originally Posted by Dan02
quite obviously we'd send dog the bounty hunter after him, afterall dog = god backwards.
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and he's racist! so his intolerance would be perfect for this case   
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10-18-2008, 09:35 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SebC
"Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."
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This thread title made me giggle but this made me spit my coffee at my on my screen. Is this seriously a Senator??? I bet he gets re-elected hands down for being such a brilliant man.
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10-18-2008, 11:52 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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I'd love to see this idiot get interviewed by Bill Maher.
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10-18-2008, 02:02 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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My theory is that God got to the judge: "You want maybe you should experience permanent erectile dysfunction? Or embarrassing problems with the bowels? I didn't think so!"
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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10-23-2008, 03:13 PM
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Franchise Player
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I figure God would be hard pressed to win a suit, being that all the lawyers are in that other place.
Sorry, to any lawyers I might have offended.
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10-23-2008, 03:49 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Austin, Tx
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HotHotHeat
I'd love to see this idiot get interviewed by Bill Maher.
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Why? The reason for this lawsuit is to make a point about frivolous lawsuits. This article doesn't really go into it, but that was the whole point all along. The point is that we can't make bills that restrict lawsuits because the courthouse has to be open to all. I agree with that sentiment. I think judges should throw away stupid cases (and make the idiot cover the other parties legal fees) and there be no legislation restricting suits.
Last edited by FlamingLonghorn; 10-23-2008 at 03:51 PM.
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10-23-2008, 03:52 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God".
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I still don't get it. Did the Onion buy BBC?
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10-23-2008, 03:57 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Who does God swear his oath to tell the truth to?
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10-23-2008, 04:00 PM
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Norm!
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Someone's getting struck by lightning.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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10-23-2008, 04:01 PM
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God of Hating Twitter
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Originally Posted by troutman
Who does God swear his oath to tell the truth to?
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lol, now that would be a great philosophical question
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10-23-2008, 04:09 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Who does God swear his oath to tell the truth to?
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10-23-2008, 04:44 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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^^^ Brilliant!
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