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Old 05-21-2008, 07:53 AM   #101
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I look forward to the day I'm married and can finally have sex daily should I wish it. Being single sucks. I can't see the issue with being tired. I'm tired now, but I'd still be up for sex daily.
I suspect your odds just went way up with that statement.
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Old 05-21-2008, 08:06 AM   #102
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That's setting a great example for your kids.
My kids dont read this And since when is it cool to criticize someone on their parenting skills. That goes a little far if you ask me.

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Old 05-21-2008, 08:08 AM   #103
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I thought sex every day would be fun. But after 10 years solid, I finally had to ask Rico for a break. Sometimes, its enough already.
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Old 05-21-2008, 08:45 AM   #104
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If any of you read my second post..I said my husband works 16 hours a day and that is why I am the main provider for my household as far as cleaning cooking etc. Wow, All I said in the beginning was that after everything a Mom does in a day, Sex is not always at the top of her list by the time she finally gets everything done!! My husband works his ass off, and so do I! I just happen to work more around the house than he does, just a fact! I don't know what anyone else's life is like and I don't really care! I was just adding to this simple thread about why maybe some people don't want to get it on every single night of the week!! You people need to relax. Have a kid, and a smoke
I have a 13 year old and a 10 year old, and a wife of 17 years, and they all survived me quitting smoking for the last year, so no thanks. You know why your feet have been held to the fire, you over-generalized by stating a man's day is to work and then relax, it's as simple as that. I am pretty sure you would be looking for the pack of smokes if the guys around here, or even your husband said you needed to quit watching soaps all day, quit gossiping on the phone, get out of your housecoat, and get some real work around the house done. Had you said you were kidding when you were called on it at first, I don't think you would have been dog piled. It still looks like you actually meant what you said.
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Old 05-21-2008, 08:50 AM   #105
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This thread really blew up out of nowhere.
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:17 AM   #106
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My kids dont read this And since when is it cool to criticize someone on their parenting skills. That goes a little far if you ask me.
I agree. Leave her parenting out of this. People, she was just stating what goes on in her particular case so relax. Some of you are really overreacting here.
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:25 AM   #107
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How did we get off the topic of everyday sex so quickly?
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:32 AM   #108
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Lets me? I make alot of money, probably more than you, that's why I work. Time for the Buzzard to step in here I think.
I love these type of digs on people. Especially when they backfire horribly i.e. the person you just said it to actually makes 20K more per year than you do.
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:39 AM   #109
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How did we get off the topic of everyday sex so quickly?
Yes, lets get back to the topic on hand, which is sex, everday. Oh yeah , Giggidy Giggidy
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:52 AM   #110
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Yes, lets get back to the topic on hand, which is sex, everday. Oh yeah , Giggidy Giggidy
Absolutely. My wife and I had a streak going a few years ago, and the longest we could keep it going was six weeks. It really took a lot of creative scheduling to even go that long, and we finally gave in to exhaustion. Creativity also becomes a huge issue, but if you were really on a mission you could pick up some great books for ideas. We were given a book for an anniversary present once - 50 Nights of Great Sex - each page was a sealed envelope either for him, her, or both. They contained your "mission" for the week. It wasn't just about "positioning" either, it was all about the mind games and tease leading up to it - it was actually a lot of fun.
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:53 AM   #111
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Does sex with yourself count?
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:08 AM   #112
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Does sex with yourself count?
If so, I think my streaks up to almost 8 years
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If so, I think my streaks up to almost 8 years
Take that bag off your head son, nothing to be ashamed of here.
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:44 AM   #114
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Take that bag off your head son, nothing to be ashamed of here.
Indeed... one always has to spend quality time with those they love.
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We just have a special arrangement. I don't really feel the need to shave my face unless I'm getting some and she hates beards.
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:47 AM   #116
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Indeed... one always has to spend quality time with those they love.
they do say after all, that you cant love others until you learn how to love yourself
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Old 05-21-2008, 12:06 PM   #117
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Sex with yourself is the gift that just keeps on giving - and you'll never have to fake a damn thing!
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Old 05-21-2008, 12:13 PM   #118
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Sex with yourself is the gift that just keeps on giving - and you'll never have to fake a damn thing!
Especially because you get it exactly how you like it every single time, with no, lol, shockers...
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Lets me? I make alot of money, probably more than you, that's why I work. Time for the Buzzard to step in here I think.
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I love these type of digs on people. Especially when they backfire horribly i.e. the person you just said it to actually makes 20K more per year than you do.
I think people who use their income as a status symbol are sad. And for the record, no I'm not joking. Just so I don't say I am later in case I get railroaded.
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Especially because you get it exactly how you like it every single time, with no, lol, shockers...
When I was living down under, I taught some German travelers what the shocker was, and they were really excited to put it to good use. I should have told them not to approach women with that hand gesture though, they don't like it too much...
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