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Old 05-19-2008, 03:02 PM   #1
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THIS is a "gift"? I thought this was supposed to be an ideal of some sort!

http://www.projo.com/lifebeat/conten...11.fb0d15.html
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:07 PM   #2
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My 40th is rapidly approaching. I was hoping for a golf vacation but this will do fine honey.
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:14 PM   #3
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I think 6 days a week would be plenty for me.
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:18 PM   #4
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THIS is a "gift"? I thought this was supposed to be an ideal of some sort!

http://www.projo.com/lifebeat/conten...11.fb0d15.html


GirlySports starts this thread on, of all days,



MY BIRTHDAY!!!





I humbly accept your birthday present, the side door's unlocked just come on in.
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:38 PM   #5
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You have to give that has a gift? Honestly what a joke!
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:41 PM   #6
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Better a gift then getting none I suppose...
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:51 PM   #7
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My 40th is rapidly approaching. I was hoping for a golf vacation but this will do fine honey.
Personally I'd choose the golf vacation instead.
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What's the average number of times per week couples have sex? do they keep those stats?
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GirlySports starts this thread on, of all days,



MY BIRTHDAY!!!





I humbly accept your birthday present, the side door's unlocked just come on in.
Happy birthday!!

But you're not 40 yet!!
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:16 PM   #10
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What's the average number of times per week couples have sex? do they keep those stats?
Married couples say they have sex an average of 68.5 times a year. That's slightly more than once a week. — Newsweek
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Happy birthday!!

But you're not 40 yet!!
well pardon me for thinking of you, and giving you the opportunity to have sex with me every day for a year while I'm still young enough that you can enjoy it. 40 year olds need that little blue pill, I'm also saving you on pharmaceutical costs.

See, I'm all heart and thinking in your best interest.
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:24 PM   #12
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I'm greedy! I want sex twice a day/7 days a week
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:42 PM   #13
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well pardon me for thinking of you, and giving you the opportunity to have sex with me every day for a year while I'm still young enough that you can enjoy it. 40 year olds need that little blue pill, I'm also saving you on pharmaceutical costs.

See, I'm all heart and thinking in your best interest.
Ah you're so considerate!

And i don't think 40 year olds need the blue pill yet!
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:08 PM   #14
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I work. I parent. I run a house. I have a crush of obligations.


And...I have never turned my husband down for sex. Most of the time, it recharges the batteries so I can keep a handle on all the other craziness in my life. In fact, I get down right cranky when we go too long between sessions. I just dont' understand why women don't think of sex as "me" time.

Don't get me wrong. My husband and I don't always get along and our libidos are hardly ever in sync, but I can't imagine a lifestyle where sex is a gift and not a requirement in a relationship.
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:12 PM   #15
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Did you see the picture of the lady? The only way she is getting any is by giving it away.

She is fortunate she doesnt have to pay.....yet.
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:21 PM   #16
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She should have just given him a boxset of One Piece anime
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:26 PM   #17
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Married couples say they have sex an average of 68.5 times a year. That's slightly more than once a week. — Newsweek
Holy ! I'm not sure I could continue dating someone if it dried up to that. What's wrong with steady sex all you wives???
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Holy ! I'm not sure I could continue dating someone if it dried up to that. What's wrong with steady sex all you wives???
They have too many convienent head aches
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:56 PM   #19
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The point of the article is obviously not that they wanted to try and set some kind of numerical record for a married couple facking, but that they wanted to try to really connect deeply with one another and forge a powerful bond in their relationship. Imagine: you get home from work and you're overjoyed to see your wife and kids. That is the gift. I wouldn't know myself, actually, since I haven't been married (and so long as I can continue to give myself the greatest birthday present ever - a different hot girl every day of every year - I may never say my vows), but I gather from what I read/see/hear that the doldrums of matrimony can wear a man down; I think this woman putting in such a concerted effort to make things good for the long haul is really awesome.

Also, I think this article does such a good job of explaining the book, I have no idea why anyone who's read the article would want the book itself.
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:26 PM   #20
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Holy ! I'm not sure I could continue dating someone if it dried up to that. What's wrong with steady sex all you wives???
A womans day:
make lunches and breakfast then feed kids then dress kids then take kids to school then go to work then pick kids up from school, then make supper, then do dishes, then help with homework then get them bathed, hair dried and teeth brushed and bedtime stories, go do the laundry of the day, clean house, oh and by 11 have a bath..
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