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Old 01-23-2008, 05:05 PM   #21
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I'm experiencing sever sympathy pains over here. I seriously never knew you could get this much physical discomfort from reading.
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:38 PM   #22
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You know, I was really hoping more of you had had them =-o
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:40 PM   #23
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I hope you get well soon, Blaster.

Against my better judgment, I googled it. Ro's right: That second image made me shiver.
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:56 PM   #24
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I'll keep my ears open for any loud screams around town the next few days.. man that sounds like it sucks, hope all goes well.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:37 PM   #25
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You know, I was really hoping more of you had had them =-o
that just sounds awful. its like saying i wish more of you have had a kidney stone or constipation.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:48 PM   #26
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I don't even want to think about it. I really don't want anything going up there...EVER. I'll be asking for a local anesthetic if it ever comes to that.
and they will say no, and insert it anyways.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:51 PM   #27
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i had one in for 2months...a week? bah you can do it..but it is horrible...thank god i was half out if it when they put it in although i was unconscious for 2 days and they waited til i awoke to put it in... pulling it out was a different story!!
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:03 PM   #28
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pulling it out was a different story!!
I've heard it's a fun experience.

Making it even funner is I have to take it out myself! Self-Preservation dictates this will be in me till I die =D
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:09 PM   #29
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I've heard it's a fun experience.

Making it even funner is I have to take it out myself! Self-Preservation dictates this will be in me till I die =D
some advice: you may want to pull it out slow..Don't! i mean dont yank it, but once it starts moving you will want it out in a hurry lol
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some advice: you may want to pull it out slow..Don't! i mean dont yank it, but once it starts moving you will want it out in a hurry lol

That's what my mom and step-dad said I should do. The nurse said "pull fast."
I will try in the middle.
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:44 PM   #31
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Just don't forget to deflate the cuff balloon before pulling it out, especially if you're going with the rip-out-as-fast-as-possible-method.

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Old 01-24-2008, 12:29 AM   #32
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Just don't forget to deflate the cuff balloon before pulling it out, especially if you're going with the rip-out-as-fast-as-possible-method.

Dong.

You've actually been quite helpful. I'd thank you, but you're a flames fan and I just can't quite get myself to do it

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Old 01-24-2008, 01:33 AM   #33
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It hurts just reading this thread...can't imagine what you're going through.

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I should make something known: The thing being in me doesn't hurt at all. I do have this constant feeling of needing to take the biggest whiz ever, but beyond that, nothing.

My problem is it's next to impossible to live with, and very uncomfortable to sleep with.
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Old 01-24-2008, 11:58 AM   #35
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I should make something known: The thing being in me doesn't hurt at all. I do have this constant feeling of needing to take the biggest whiz ever, but beyond that, nothing.
ya it feels like you gotta go so bad but you can't
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I had one in the hospital during my appendectomy. That week was filled with wonderful new experiences for me. It was the only time I ever had to get an enema as well.

Let me tell you, I had always thought an enema would be about a 9 or 10 on a ten point scale of unpleasantness. After having a catheter put in and taken out several times, an enema doesn't even deserve a 1. Considering that I hadn't taken a dump in almost a week, it actually felt quit good to get that crap out.

The worst part about the catheter was I woke up several times to find myself trying to yank it out. I guess subconsiously my body knew that things aren't supposed to go in that hole!
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Old 01-24-2008, 01:28 PM   #37
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Why did I come back in here? *shudder*
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imagine if someone tripped on the tube and yanked it out with the balloon still inflated?
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Old 01-24-2008, 06:57 PM   #39
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imagine if someone tripped on the tube and yanked it out with the balloon still inflated?

Almost happened. That caused some blood =X
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Almost happened. That caused some blood =X
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