Tom Cruise Babbles like a Narcissistic Maniac about Scientology

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by Resolute 14

The irony here is that by fighting so hard to get rid of the video, the cult has made it newsworthy. In the guise of presenting the news, and enlightening the public, the cult has just given the media a legally protected fair use claim to the video.

Good job, dummies.

It's too bad the media doesn't have the full version of the video yet. Save this and propagate it around! Send it to media! This is the full version, what is being posted is only 1/6th of the madness!!! They actually claim that after 9/11, Tom Cruise's Scientology detox program ooozed purple "toxins" out of Firemen onto white towels!

http://www.lulu.tv//vlog/Freedomfighter1955

[photon]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Wow I've just found the entire video. That part we all saw was only part 2/6 of the entire thing. It's utterly ridiculous. You can see the whole video here! Save and spread this around the internet (perhaps reupload it to other video sites) before Scientology's lawyers shut it down!

http://www.lulu.tv//vlog/Freedomfighter1955

Just, wow...

[Hack&Lube]

I've just re-encoded and Youtubed them in 6 parts as well as creating several mirrors, don't know how long they'll last! Watch and spread before Scientology takes them down. The more I watch the more ridiculous (and infuriating) it all gets. It's a big trumpet call to get Psychiatry outlawed, to clear the world, to show how Tom sits at the zenith of our cultural icons and is the most influential person in the world (giving Scientology books to world leaders), and recieving a hilarious looking medal while he rattles off his myriad of narcissistic faux-accomlishments. These people are inexorably brainwashed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5XybqKfKyc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmEfr04S5HU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CTi6IH1A3U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6e8VtAb9to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--JkIQR--Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E94cChyxCaY

Also, I just mirrored the whole thing on Putfile as one video

http://media.putfile.com/Scientology...o---Tom-Cruise

[Hack&Lube]

Well, Youtube killed my videos, it's too bad.
The putfile version still works.

I also put it on rapidshare.
Part 1
http://rapidshare.com/files/84692719...logy1.avi.html

Part 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/84696305...logy2.avi.html

If you guys could spread it around or upload it to various sites, that would be great. Most people have only seen part 2 (the clip that's everywhere).

[metal_geek]

Torrent it up on Piratebay... and it'll be around forever
________
What kind of boat dexter

[Azure]

Yeah, its up on all the sharing sites now.

No way they'll keep it down.

[Textcritic]

Bump.

I found this today.

Way of the Master Radio is a highly conservative evangelical Christian radio show that supports all sorts of wacky ideas like six-day young earth creation, the absolute verbal-plenary inspiration of Scripture, total biblical infalibility, and an extreme form of biliolatry (or "biblicism", as I prefer to call it in my own work).

In the streaming link provided, the show opens with a very strange endorsement of "Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise: Scientologist". Apparently, the most appealing human virtue is unwavering conviction, which I suppose makes some sense for a person who holds to every written word in the Protestant English Bible as prescriptive.

http://podcast.wayofthemasterradio.c...6-08-Hour1.mp3

[Phaneuf3]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

[Hack&Lube]

Wow, I posted the full length video and Scientology had my Youtube account shut down

[Azure]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Wow, I posted the full length video and Scientology had my Youtube account shut down

They're coming after you next....

[The Fonz]

Originally Posted by Phaneuf3

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

Funniest video I've seen in a while. What movies do I know this guy from?

[T@T]

Originally Posted by AnarChrist

I'm not sure I see much of a difference between Cruise or between the babble of anyone who is serious about another religion. Consider posts #19 and #44 in this thread.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=52906

Not much of a difference to me.

Toms video is funny in a weird sort of way, those posts are plain sad.

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

Funniest video I've seen in a while. What movies do I know this guy from?

Hahaha just had this forwarded to me and was coming on to post it. Awesome!!! I think he was known as a teen heartthrob for girls back in the mid-90's and was probably in a few teen movies because of it, but lately he's famous for making funny little cameos in movies, although I'm drawing a blank for alot of em. The only role that comes to mind would be a movie that people in their mid-20's may remember; a teen movie that came out in '99 called "Can't Hardly Wait", when he made a hilarious cameo as Trip McNeely.

[Cliche]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

Funniest video I've seen in a while. What movies do I know this guy from?

If you were old enough, he was the kid in the titular role My Secret Identity.
Also, he was the star of that 4 season epic, Sliders. Also, his other big movie break was Joe's Apartment.

[CaramonLS]

Wow, Jerry O'Connell really captures the creepiness of the 'Tom Cruise Laugh'.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Wow, I posted the full length video and Scientology had my Youtube account shut down

Its been fun man, H&L is going for a little ride....

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by Locke

Its been fun man, H&L is going for a little ride....

Get me John Travolta's autograph bud

[guzzy]

He also forgot to mention they are also the authority on clothes hanger abortions....I am not even kidding

for those who want to learn more about scientology watch the southpark episode on scientology. I did a bunch of research on these nutjobs and almost everything I read pointed to the south park episode.

How can anyone support a religion that was founded by a science fiction writer who the FBI have on wire tap saying "we need to start a religion to become rich"

Also look up L.Ron Hubbard's son. He was a scientologists for years and is now speaking out against it. He was a failed closet hanger abortion as well. THese people are nuts and should be locked away and sent to planet Xenu.

I used to think Katie Holmes was cute. Now I just think she is a nutjob as well.

[Hack&Lube]

For anybody who's interested in the full 40ish minute video it's now on break.com
http://break.com/ComicKaze

[RougeUnderoos]

Someone told me recently that in LA there are Scientology centres all over the place. Like churches are here. Is this true?

This religion sure gets a lot of attention but I've never met anyone who is a Scientologist and I don't know anyone who knows Scientologists but they are in the news (at least the crappy news) every night.

Speaking of, last night I happened to flip by one of them gossipy shows. I was only there for a second, really just flipping by, but in the instant I flipped past I saw John Travolta being interviewed about Heath Ledger and then there was some other footage of him getting into a limo and he was wearing a blue pilot's blazer with the wings and gold bands on the arms and everything and I thought that was interesting and then as he was getting in someone asked him about a current book about Scientology/Tom Cruise and if he's read it and he just blank stared, then the door closed and he opened the window to wave and someone asked him again about the book and he just stared again. Didn't say nothing. Just looked like a fat Vinnie Barbarino in a pilot's blazer staring at Mr. Kotter after he asked him who signed the emancipation proclamation.