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Old 11-15-2007, 02:31 PM   #1
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http://www.cracked.com/article_15664...you-think.html

It's on cracked.com, and some of the pictures may be NSFW, depending on your office. Just pictures of cleavage, intermingled with the article.

I thought it was pretty funny.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:34 PM   #2
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I love the write up for "Deceptively"

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So, if you say (to a lady, perhaps), "I possess a deceptively large set of balls," you could mean that your modest bulge belies the real heft of your testicles, which are actually so pendulous that you're forced to strap them to your legs. However, you could also mean that you have tiny love eggs, and that your ball-shaped jean protrusions are actually caused by the hideous malformation of your wang. This is obviously something you want to avoid.
Awesome. +1 for using the word "Wang"!
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:40 PM   #3
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Two things:

1) I never knew there was a Boner Knob, Montana

2) I love the d*ck ratings (hahah TO)
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:42 PM   #4
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"Grammar Nazi's"

Should be Grammer Nazis.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:43 PM   #5
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That is awesome. The d1ck ratings were great too. I didn't recognize #8 or #5 though. And #10 is that loser from fox news, right?
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:44 PM   #6
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Stupid Physics always did get in the way!
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:44 PM   #7
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Why is there an apostrophe in the title of this thread?

WHERE DO PEOPLE LEARN THIS STUFF ARGHGHGHGHAYACHAHCHAHCHAHA.

Of note: I have the physics textbook pictured with the girl in #10.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:46 PM   #8
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Why is there an apostrophe in the title of this thread?

WHERE DO PEOPLE LEARN THIS STUFF ARGHGHGHGHAYACHAHCHAHCHAHA.
Clearly not from Bob the Angry Flower.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:47 PM   #9
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Good find. Passing that on for sure
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:48 PM   #10
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"Grammar Nazi's"

Should be Grammer Nazis.

LOL! One of my favourites. An apostrophe "s" denotes ownership, people.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:49 PM   #11
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Love the dick rating comments!
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:50 PM   #12
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LOL! One of my favourites. An apostrophe "s" denotes ownership, people.
Or contraction, si?
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:51 PM   #13
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"Grammar Nazi's"

Should be Grammer Nazis.
Also, should be Grammar, for the Spelling Nazis. So, would this fit the definition of irony as described in the article?
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:51 PM   #14
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"Grammar Nazi's"

Should be Grammer Nazis.
Grammar Nazis.

Unless you're talking about Kelsey Grammer playing a Nazi.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:53 PM   #15
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O'Reilly should be dick #1; Horatio dick#1A
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:54 PM   #16
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Grammar Nazis.

Unless you're talking about Kelsey Grammer playing a Nazi.
But then it would be an incomplete sentence.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:56 PM   #17
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Irregardless of perusing these findings, it is ironic that we are bemused by the plethora of or the enormity of the objects at hand of each of these pictures. Hot women read? That reads deceptively all over it, although nobody is nonplussed on the situation. This topic will come up again where it will be found to be pristine.
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Irregardless of perusing these findings, it is ironic that we are bemused by the plethora of or the enormity of the objects at hand of each of these pictures. Hot women read? That reads deceptively all over it, although nobody is nonplussed on the situation. This topic will come up again where it will be found to be pristine.
Well done.

Now, lose the jailbait avatar and grinning idiot signature.
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Old 11-15-2007, 03:07 PM   #19
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Well done.

Now, lose the jailbait avatar and grinning idiot signature.
LOL, thanks.

Alba is jailbait? NO WAY!!!! Also after minimal consideration, the signature stays.
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Old 11-15-2007, 03:08 PM   #20
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Dick Ratings
2-David Caruso (Horatio?)
3-David Spade
4-Carlos Mencia (Should be higher - ask Joe Rogan)
5-Dane Cook
6-Terrel Owens
7-Tom Cruise
8-Danny Bonaduche (sp)
9-Michael Moore
10-Bill O'reilly

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