11-15-2007, 02:31 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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For you Grammar Nazi's
http://www.cracked.com/article_15664...you-think.html
It's on cracked.com, and some of the pictures may be NSFW, depending on your office. Just pictures of cleavage, intermingled with the article.
I thought it was pretty funny.
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11-15-2007, 02:34 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: /dev/null
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I love the write up for "Deceptively"
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So, if you say (to a lady, perhaps), "I possess a deceptively large set of balls," you could mean that your modest bulge belies the real heft of your testicles, which are actually so pendulous that you're forced to strap them to your legs. However, you could also mean that you have tiny love eggs, and that your ball-shaped jean protrusions are actually caused by the hideous malformation of your wang. This is obviously something you want to avoid.
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Awesome. +1 for using the word "Wang"!
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11-15-2007, 02:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Two things:
1) I never knew there was a Boner Knob, Montana
2) I love the d*ck ratings (hahah TO)
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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11-15-2007, 02:42 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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"Grammar Nazi's"
Should be Grammer Nazis.
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11-15-2007, 02:43 PM
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One of the Nine
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That is awesome. The d1ck ratings were great too. I didn't recognize #8 or #5 though. And #10 is that loser from fox news, right?
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11-15-2007, 02:44 PM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Stupid Physics always did get in the way!
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11-15-2007, 02:44 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Richmond, BC
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Why is there an apostrophe in the title of this thread?
WHERE DO PEOPLE LEARN THIS STUFF ARGHGHGHGHAYACHAHCHAHCHAHA.
Of note: I have the physics textbook pictured with the girl in #10.
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Freedom consonant with responsibility.
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11-15-2007, 02:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: YSJ (1979-2002) -> YYC (2002-2022) -> YVR (2022-present)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by evman150
Why is there an apostrophe in the title of this thread?
WHERE DO PEOPLE LEARN THIS STUFF ARGHGHGHGHAYACHAHCHAHCHAHA.
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Clearly not from Bob the Angry Flower.
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11-15-2007, 02:47 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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Good find. Passing that on for sure
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11-15-2007, 02:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gottabekd
"Grammar Nazi's"
Should be Grammer Nazis.
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LOL! One of my favourites. An apostrophe "s" denotes ownership, people.
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11-15-2007, 02:49 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Love the dick rating comments!
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11-15-2007, 02:50 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by habernac
LOL! One of my favourites. An apostrophe "s" denotes ownership, people.
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Or contraction, si?
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11-15-2007, 02:51 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gottabekd
"Grammar Nazi's"
Should be Grammer Nazis.
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Also, should be Grammar, for the Spelling Nazis. So, would this fit the definition of irony as described in the article?
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11-15-2007, 02:51 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gottabekd
"Grammar Nazi's"
Should be Grammer Nazis.
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Grammar Nazis.
Unless you're talking about Kelsey Grammer playing a Nazi.
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11-15-2007, 02:53 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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O'Reilly should be dick #1; Horatio dick#1A
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11-15-2007, 02:54 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Goon
Grammar Nazis.
Unless you're talking about Kelsey Grammer playing a Nazi.
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But then it would be an incomplete sentence.
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11-15-2007, 02:56 PM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Irregardless of perusing these findings, it is ironic that we are bemused by the plethora of or the enormity of the objects at hand of each of these pictures. Hot women read? That reads deceptively all over it, although nobody is nonplussed on the situation. This topic will come up again where it will be found to be pristine.
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11-15-2007, 03:03 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OILFAN #81
Irregardless of perusing these findings, it is ironic that we are bemused by the plethora of or the enormity of the objects at hand of each of these pictures. Hot women read? That reads deceptively all over it, although nobody is nonplussed on the situation. This topic will come up again where it will be found to be pristine.
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Well done.
Now, lose the jailbait avatar and grinning idiot signature. 
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11-15-2007, 03:07 PM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Well done.
Now, lose the jailbait avatar and grinning idiot signature. |
LOL, thanks.
Alba is jailbait? NO WAY!!!! Also after minimal consideration, the signature stays. 
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11-15-2007, 03:08 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Walking Distance
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Dick Ratings
2-David Caruso (Horatio?)
3-David Spade
4-Carlos Mencia (Should be higher - ask Joe Rogan)
5-Dane Cook
6-Terrel Owens
7-Tom Cruise
8-Danny Bonaduche (sp)
9-Michael Moore
10-Bill O'reilly
Last edited by ShaolinFlame; 11-15-2007 at 03:15 PM.
Reason: Ginger guy name
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