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Old 10-13-2010, 04:27 PM   #41
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Ummm wasn't he married to Brittney Spears? your theory holds no water.
Yes, she married him, which is the Federline syndrome, a greasy unemployed loser marries what at one time was one of the hottest and most successful woman on the planet.

Then she divorced him, which shall now be known as the Cox Syndrome.

But he got a big dollar divorce settlement with no child responsibilities, which is known as the F. Lee Bailey Syndrome.

when you combine all three, it becomes the Set for life, and poked a hot chick victory dance.
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:29 PM   #42
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Yes, she married him, which is the Federline syndrome, a greasy unemployed loser marries what at one time was one of the hottest and most successful woman on the planet.

Then she divorced him, which shall now be known as the Cox Syndrome.

But he got a big dollar divorce settlement with no child responsibilities, which is known as the F. Lee Bailey Syndrome.

when you combine all three, it becomes the Set for life, and poked a hot chick victory dance.
Oh i'll just be blunt. Brittney Spears was never hot! hehe
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Star Trek quotes need to be banned from CP. Star Trek sucks people!!!
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:41 PM   #44
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Oh i'll just be blunt. Brittney Spears was never hot! hehe
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So does Boy George . . . oh wait.
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The person who almost ruined Batman Begins.
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Oh i'll just be blunt. Brittney Spears was never hot! hehe


FALSE. Pre crazy rehab federline era, Ms. Spears was incredible.
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^ sorry. it just doesn't do it for me. Maybe if she was bald.
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^ sorry. it just doesn't do it for me. Maybe if she was bald.
It’s hard to tell from those photos
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^ sorry. it just doesn't do it for me. Maybe if she was bald.
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Mmmmm, Christina Aguilera's taint..........................ed.
The kid didn't come out the other two inputs.

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