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[SportsJunky]

Sounds like a joke that Jim Jefferies has in his new Netflix special.

[TorqueDog]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Who’s the latest comedian who’s bit about old guys dink pills that are only necessary because they are banging old wrinkly people. Imagine being told your husband would rather band a dude than yourself because you are so awful.

It's a Jimmy Carr joke that comes to mind for me. "The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women -- are so very ugly."

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by afc wimbledon

I envy people that have good marriages, but not enough to put my nuts back into that grinder, my ex has now broken up with the guy she married after me and is texting me confessing she never appreciated what a good man I am and she should have tried harder, I have a kid with her so said nothing but in my head I'm thinking

'No you tried just hard enough for me to see the light and get out!'

She is claiming her new ex might be gay and again I aint saying nothing but am thinking 'no just like me in the end you were so unpleasent he dont want to screw you either, neither of us are gay, it's just you'

My commiserations, divorce sucks, but when it's over there is peace, get a decent lawyer, dont worry about stuff, furniture and the like, make sure you only sign up for child support do not go near spousal, pay up front to avoid it if you have to

It shouldn’t be such a satisfying emotion, but when I found out my ex girlfriend and her husband were going splitsville the schaedenfreud was through the roof. I ran into him at a grocery store and we chatted for a few minutes, he looked utterly defeated and all I could really say was “I know exactly what you’re going through”. I got to walk away with my awesome wife and son in tow, life is pretty great.

[btimbit]

Life giveth and life taketh away.

Move went great. Wife loves her new job. I love my new job. Island living has been a pleasant surprise. Two miscarriages in a year. ####

[Rutuu]

Originally Posted by btimbit

Life giveth and life taketh away.

Move went great. Wife loves her new job. I love my new job. Island living has been a pleasant surprise. Two miscarriages in a year. ####

Sorry to hear the last part. Successfully making a kid is harder than MTVs Teen Mom makes it look.

Get on the doctors / testing early is what I've seen be successful with couples in our circle. Father time is the real enemy in this process. With time its amazing what they can figure out.

Best wishes on your journey.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by btimbit

Life giveth and life taketh away.

Move went great. Wife loves her new job. I love my new job. Island living has been a pleasant surprise. Two miscarriages in a year. ####

Maybe you’ve heard from other couples but miscarriages are a lot more common than what is talked about. My wife (probably) had a super early miscarriage, the next one was successful. We know another couple who had 2 and the third time was the charm. Of our friend group there’s more couples with at least 1 than there is without any.

It’s a bit depressing to hear, but the positive side is that lots of people have experience with it if you ever need to vent.

[afc wimbledon]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

It shouldn’t be such a satisfying emotion, but when I found out my ex girlfriend and her husband were going splitsville the schaedenfreud was through the roof. I ran into him at a grocery store and we chatted for a few minutes, he looked utterly defeated and all I could really say was “I know exactly what you’re going through”. I got to walk away with my awesome wife and son in tow, life is pretty great.

I made a point of meeting up with my ex's now ex husband (as it was unlikely I would see him again after their divorce) to let him know that I really appreciated that he was a great step dad to my daughter which didn't please my ex much, even though we are all in our mid to late 60's the whole thing reeked of high school level drama