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Old 03-10-2016, 09:17 AM   #21
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Why does this stuff always happen in Florida? Kid shoots mom...Florida. Dog shoots man...Florida. Spouses shoot each other in mistaken home invasion...Florida. Marlin shoots fisherman....Florida. Vanilla Ice....Florida.
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Old 03-10-2016, 09:21 AM   #22
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this scene from Blazing Saddles immediately came to mind:

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Old 03-10-2016, 09:30 AM   #24
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Why does this stuff always happen in Florida? Kid shoots mom...Florida. Dog shoots man...Florida. Spouses shoot each other in mistaken home invasion...Florida. Marlin shoots fisherman....Florida. Vanilla Ice....Florida.
Florida court cases are all on public record, so you can find all the crazy stuff if you go looking. A lot of other places you need to file freedom of information requests, which makes it a lot harder to dig up the crazy.
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Florida court cases are all on public record, so you can find all the crazy stuff if you go looking. A lot of other places you need to file freedom of information requests, which makes it a lot harder to dig up the crazy.
Wrong, the answer he was looking for was : Because, Florida
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The toddler was probably conceived with a blast from behind. Now it's come full circle.
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Maybe she was kidnapping her own kid, the kid found a way out. That's why you need guns.
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Old 03-10-2016, 09:40 AM   #28
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The toddler was probably conceived with a blast from behind. Now it's come full circle.
that post is a double barrel shot!
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Old 03-10-2016, 09:49 AM   #29
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Clearly, she didn't have her gun on her person to defend herself. That is why it's so important that there are more guns out there so stuff like this doesn't happen.

If she had her gun on her person, she could have easily blasted that kid to smithereens when he got uppity and decided to gun fight his mom. When will America learn? More guns is ALWAYS the answer.
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He was probably just standing his ground.
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Wrong, the answer he was looking for was : Because, Florida
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You know theres a line between firearms enthusiast and complete nut job.

Its not a fine line either. Its fairly distinguishable. Its pretty clear.
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You know theres a line between firearms enthusiast and complete nut job.

Its not a fine line either. Its fairly distinguishable. Its pretty clear.
How is it distinguishable? It seems like it would be a pretty subjective argument to make either way.
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Old 03-10-2016, 12:18 PM   #35
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1. Have you ever left an unsecured loaded handgun on the floor of your vehicle? Y/N

2. If yes, do you have the ability to procreate? Y/N

3. If yes, stay where you are, CPS is on the way.
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Wow, what a milf. A real dumb one,but still...
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Old 03-10-2016, 12:51 PM   #38
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That's what you came into this thread for? Weird, because I came in expecting comments on a woman who was shot......by her own kid, with her own gun that was left in the backseat beside her kid.

Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm not as heterosexual as I thought.
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Old 03-10-2016, 12:58 PM   #40
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That's what you came into this thread for? Weird, because I came in expecting comments on a woman who was shot......by her own kid, with her own gun that was left in the backseat beside her kid.

Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm not as heterosexual as I thought.
Did you even bother to look at the pictures in the article or just read the stupid words? She is pretty hot so..
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