You see I'm hungry, but there's no food in the house. I'm not wearing pants, so going to the grocery store is out of the question. I'd like to order food, but I simply don't have enough money for that.
How can you help? Well that's the simple part. If you are signed up to send email money transfers, you can simply email me $1. It's not a lot of money and it will help me maintain my current state of lethargic semi-nudity, while also providing me with much needed nourishment.
Act now, and I'll also send you a link to a Youtube video that I think is awesome.
I would give you a dollar but unfortunately my wallet is in my pants on the complete other side of the room. I guess I could get up and grab them but then I would miss out on valuable fallout playing time.
While I respect your semi-nude laziness I respect my own semi-nude laziness more.
I would give you a dollar but unfortunately my wallet is in my pants on the complete other side of the room. I guess I could get up and grab them but then I would miss out on valuable fallout playing time.
While I respect your semi-nude laziness I respect my own semi-nude laziness more.
if we all send you a dollar to pay for someone to give him a dollar are you down?
Huggy Bear says that the reason why you don't have money is that you're not working, and the fact that you ain't wearing pants is that you're given it away for free, so gets back to work before he slaps you upside the head
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Everyone here should give me $1
Act now and you'll also get this lovely fart in a jar!
