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Old 10-18-2010, 01:31 PM   #1
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Ever been in a situation where you had to choose between two girls?

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Pakistan Media Gripped By Man Marrying Twice In One Day

18 October 2010

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A Pakistani man's solution to the age-old dilemma of whether to embark on an arranged or a love marriage has captivated the country's media.

Television channels have provided live coverage of Azhar Haidri's decision to marry both women over a 24-hour period.

At first he refused to marry the woman selected by his family since childhood because he loved someone else.

Pakistani law allows polygamy because it interprets Islam to allow a man to have up to four wives.

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Old 10-18-2010, 01:40 PM   #2
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I sure wish this is one part of their culture they could bring over here!
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Old 10-18-2010, 01:40 PM   #3
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Whats an polygamy?
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It's all fun and games until you see the types of swamp donkeys polygamy attracts.

Pass.
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I have enough trouble pleasing one woman. Two sounds like way to much work.
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I have enough trouble pleasing one woman. Two sounds like way to much work.
You wouldn't rotate them between cleaning and sandwich making?
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I have enough trouble pleasing one woman. Two sounds like way to much work.
Maybe they could please each other ? Yaaah
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You wouldn't rotate them between cleaning and sandwich making?
Trust me, if you marry two woman the only thing rotating is you between cleaning and sandwich making.

Plus take the incessant nagging and get two woman who will form a consensus and a strategy that will drive you crazy.

You think one chick asking you if this burka makes her look fat is dangerous think about two.

Oh yeah, and the sex, I'm betting they both get headaches at the same time, and they'll plan it so that they'll want sex when you don't.

Polygamy is an evil practice, but its good preperation for your eternity in hell.
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:14 PM   #9
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Trust me, if you marry two woman the only thing rotating is you between cleaning and sandwich making.

Plus take the incessant nagging and get two woman who will form a consensus and a strategy that will drive you crazy.

You think one chick asking you if this burka makes her look fat is dangerous think about two.

Oh yeah, and the sex, I'm betting they both get headaches at the same time, and they'll plan it so that they'll want sex when you don't.

Polygamy is an evil practice, but its good preperation for your eternity in hell.
It's a well-known fact that women's cycles align when they are together for an extended period, so you are exactly right.
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:24 PM   #10
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Yeah great, two women telling me how I am doing something wrong
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:29 PM   #11
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And if you can't be with the one you love
It's alright
Go ahead and love the one, love the one, love the one your with

[oh, what the heck, love the other one too]

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Old 10-18-2010, 02:46 PM   #12
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Rule #35 in Man Law: Never let women outnumber you in a household unless you have daughters in which you are still considered an authority figure.
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If a woman wants to have more than one husband, I really do not see a problem with that. Everyone must find their own path to happiness.
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Rule #35 in Man Law: Never let women outnumber you in a household unless you have daughters in which you are still considered an authority figure.
What are rules 1-34?
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Interestingly, I was just discussing polygamy with all three of my wives last night. I think we're all basically in favour of it.
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What are rules 1-34?
Go buy a book. I'm not getting paid to teach a course here.
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Sounds like this guys needs a show on TLC too. Sister Wives go Pakistani!
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Old 10-18-2010, 03:30 PM   #18
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Sounds like this guys needs a show on TLC too. Sister Wives go Pakistani!
Jon and Kate plus 8 Other Wives?
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Jon and Kate plus 8 Other Wives?
HAHA! The only thing is living with Kate is like living with 8 other wives!! She is a monster! I'd tap it though
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HAHA! The only thing is living with Kate is like living with 8 other wives!! She is a monster! I'd tap it though

Thats why the smartest man at MIT invented the ball gag.
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