My Dad worked at the Holy Cross in the 80's, and I remember him telling me a story about a similar guy when I was a kid.
Apparently, a very, very heavy man fell ill and was physically unable to get to the hospital. When the paramedics arrived at his house to take him to the hospital, they quickly came to the conclusion that not only were they going to have trouble getting the guy onto a gurney and into an ambulance, but that some alternative measures would need to be taken.
Long story short, because I don't exactly remember all the details/reasons, they ended up securing the guy to two hospital beds outside the building, and used a crane to airlift him into a room through a window that had been widened (read: knocked out).
Seems kind of far fetched, and maybe it was a goofy story to tell the kid. But you never know. Maybe I'll ask him about it the next time I speak to him.
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