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Old 02-11-2009, 06:10 PM   #1
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... well, just kidding about the Facebook thing (though I'm sure it's been done), but baby #2 is due on September 3. Just had the ultrasound today and thank God, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Dog, whomever - there's only one in there!
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:10 PM   #2
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Shes giving birth to a Flying Spaghetti Monster? I take it she was not impregnated by immaculate meatballs?
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It may have been a religious experience ... maybe I should write a gospel.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:15 PM   #5
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That's great news! Congratulations.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:15 PM   #6
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Congratulations!!! Hope everything goes well for you and your family!
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:15 PM   #7
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It may have been a religious experience ... maybe I should write a gospel.
You're not considered a serious writer in this day and age without at least one Gospel to your name.

Seriously though, congrats man...it sucks that you have to endure years of useless crying and self-defecation but I'm told that at some point its worth it.

Not sure if I believe that....I think its a huge con...but hey there I go rambling again, congrats man....
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:22 PM   #8
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Congratulations.... The indoctrination is the funnest part!!

(Kids are gullible, you can make them believe anything)
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Awesome news!! Congrats to you both!

Now, go buy your wife a car or some jewellry or something.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:26 PM   #10
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Congratulations Steve! I'm sure Max will be a great brother and take good care of his little brother/sister! Make sure you come out here so I can meet the new addition!
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:33 PM   #12
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Congrats, buddy. You know what this means: RESP!
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:39 PM   #13
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Shes giving birth to a Flying Spaghetti Monster? I take it she was not impregnated by immaculate meatballs?
If she is giving birth to a FSM, may I recommend the OP stay in the waiting room during the birth.

Either that or never eat Italian again.
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Either that or never eat Italian again.
Blasphemy!!

Congrats to you and your wife!
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:59 PM   #15
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... well, just kidding about the Facebook thing (though I'm sure it's been done), but baby #2 is due on September 3. Just had the ultrasound today and thank God, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Dog, whomever - there's only one in there!

Congrats!

Just one? Don't you want a tv show?
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Well I feel cheated by the topic title. Here I was expecting all sorts of drama! And an opportunity to slag facebook again.

Congrats to ya!
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:08 PM   #17
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Congrats! You guys are due about a month after me... yay!

... also I highly recommend getting a cute a countdown ticker!
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:33 PM   #20
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Ah congrats! I first read that title as meaning that she got pregnant via the facebook status update and was wondering how facebook managed to become even more insidious!
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