:Okay Grandpa. Like I showed you. Let's find out the bus schedule online.
:
Eh??
:BUS... SCHEDULE. Remember we can go to the transit website to get the bus times.
:I'll have to use the bus, Judge says I can't drive anymore.
:No, it's on your computer Grandpa.
:
Where? All I see are these buttons.
:No, on your screen.
:Where? I can't see it. Where are my glasses?
:You're wearing them Grandpa.
:Eh??
:We have to open internet explorer first.
:Oh, I remember that, it's one of them little pictures right?
:That's right! The one that looks like an E.
:Aunt Annie didn't look like that.
:Oh gawd. Okay, remember what comes next?
:Um... .... ... uh... ....
:You need to double click the icon.
:Eh??
:the picture. double click the picture
:What happened?
:You're getting peanut butter on the screen Grandpa. You have to use the mouse remember?
:The WHAT?
:The mouse, this thing right here.
:Oh, the clicky thing. Why don't they just call it that.
:call it what?
:Eh??
:um... okay, now move the arrow over to the picture.
:How?
:By moving the mouse in the direction of the picture.
:No, you have to leave the mouse on the mousepad... There you go, see the arrow move?
:Wowza, how's it do that?
:I don't know. Okay... a little left, little more... okay now right, up a little... put the mouse down Grandpa...
:Here, like this, okay, you see the arrow is on the picture, now we double click.
:Ooh, I like this part.
:Okay, go ahead double click.
:[Cl.........]
:You have to let go of the button.
:Oh. [...ick] What happened, it's bluer.
:You only clicked once Grandpa you have to double click.
:Oh. Okay. [Cl.........ick]...[Cl........ick] What happend?
:Nothing, you have to click it faster. Like rapidly.
:Eh??
:Like this Grandpa [click click]
:See we opened the window.
:No! Don't let the heat out.
:No, on the computer grandpa, this is called a window.
:Eh??
:Nevermind. Okay remember how we go to the transit site?
:Oh... we Google it!
:Well, that's one way. Now we've already set your homepage to Google.
:I remember this part. I type in the Google thing.
:No Grandpa, we're already on the Google site
:W.... W....
:Grandpa, that's the search bar, you just have to type in Calgary transit.
:W... W.... G.... O.....
:That's too many W's, and you don't even need to...
:O.... G.... L..... E.....
: Do you know where Grandma keeps the whiskey?
: D.... O.... T.... What's the last part again?
: Doesn't matter, here lets just click search, [click] okay look, we're at the Google site.
:How's it do that?
:Magic. Okay, now we type in Calgary transit.
:
Eh??
:In the serach bar, where you just typed Google.
:I just did that.
:You just typed Google, now we type in Calgary transit to get to the transit website.
:I'll have to take the bus.
:.... Okay why don't you go wait at the bus stop. One will come by sooner or later.
:Have you seen my glasses?
:I'm going to bed Grandpa.
:Can you turn on Price is Right?
:Goodnight!
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