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Old 06-20-2007, 06:52 PM   #1
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I hate this crap as much as the next guy, and sure, I'm purpetuating this snowball of celebrity crap, but THIS is over the top.

First news that Paris Hilton is going to stop her partying ways and go to church, now Lohan. This is just rediculous.

It looks like religion is the new black. *vomit*

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Old 06-20-2007, 08:06 PM   #2
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Hahahaha.....

Hilarious.

I wonder how long that is going to last. Whatever floats your boat I guess.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:13 PM   #3
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I don't know what kind of religion they're getting into but if it can change their lifestyle for the better, I'm for it.
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:24 AM   #4
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let's just wait and see if it helps those legs to stay closed. For some reason I doubt it. It's pretty bad when the "Jackass" guys scrub down and have a shower after having sex with you, and they eat poop....
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Turning to god for publicity is almost as selfish as turning to god to avoid pitchforks, fire and damnation.
What other reasons are there?
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:27 AM   #6
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At least its "religion" and not scientology. We got religion under control for the most part... corporate cults on the other hand are a little more tricky.

As long as posing in Playboy isn't against their beliefs, it's all good with me
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:38 AM   #7
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We got religion under control for the most part... corporate cults on the other hand are a little more tricky.
Unfortunately, religion is the method of control and it is far from being "under control."
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:55 AM   #8
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This is just proof that there is no God. If there was one Paris Hilton would have been smote down by now.

Also I'll give them to the beginning of the weekend before their "little religion fad" is over.
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:35 PM   #9
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As long as posing in Playboy isn't against their beliefs, it's all good with me
...Why would you want to see those sacks of bone naked?
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Old 06-21-2007, 06:21 PM   #10
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...Why would you want to see those sacks of bone naked?
Thank you.
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It'll last as long as Britney Spear's was professing being a virgin.
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:24 AM   #12
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...Why would you want to see those sacks of bone naked?
You misunderstand me... I was thinking of the future implications! If these two "role-models" (shudders..) become religious and state that posing nude is against their beliefs, it may influence a whole generation of hot girls who might pose nakids.
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It'll last as long as Britney Spear's was professing being a virgin.
Those were the days.
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Old 06-22-2007, 03:33 PM   #14
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You misunderstand me... I was thinking of the future implications! If these two "role-models" (shudders..) become religious and state that posing nude is against their beliefs, it may influence a whole generation of hot girls who might pose nakids.
But what if those "hot girls" also believe being sacks of bone is attractive, then don't you think it's a good thing?
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