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Old 01-25-2007, 09:38 AM   #1
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Default Celebrity Gossip: Pay Your Bills On-Time

Paris has forgotten to pay her storage unit bill of a whopping $208.00. Paris keeps a lot of personal stuff in the storage unit. Rule when you haven't paid your bill: We auction your stuff off.

Internets Hilarity Ensues....

Darnit Paris Get Your Act Together....SOME NOT SAFE FOR WORK STUFF

This girl is a trainwreck...

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Old 01-25-2007, 09:45 AM   #2
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hmmm links on your site are ummm questionable
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Yes that's why they say NSFW
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Yes that's why they say NSFW
I don't even know what that stands for

Anyhow, I swear Paris does this on purpose, there is no way someone can be that stupid!
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Oh good point return to the red....

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I can't imagine anyone this clueless....I can't fathom having a life so empty and meaningless. I suppose to her she has the greatest life in the world.

I think you're right though, she does do this on purpose....
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Sort of OT, but I saw Tara Reid on TV last night. She described how she was sober and not partying anymore. Then she said that Paris Hilton should do the same thing and focus on her CAREER. Her career.....

Isn't partying and being dumb her career?
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Everyone would lose interest if Paris Hilton became smart and did nice things.
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You forgot keeping her legs closed.
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Yeah that too.
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You forgot keeping her legs closed.
And wearing panties. Can't be a celebrity these days and go out in public with underwear on.
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And wearing panties. Can't be a celebrity these days and go out in public with underwear on.
Underwear is sooo last year. Get with the times, man!
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And wearing panties. Can't be a celebrity these days and go out in public with underwear on.
It was implied with the keeping of the legs closed. With legs closed, you'd have a hard time telling if they're going comando or not.
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And wearing panties. Can't be a celebrity these days and go out in public with underwear on.
What happened to the days where dudes would think chicks not wearing underwear was hot. Hell, I still do.
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What happened to the days where dudes would think chicks not wearing underwear was hot. Hell, I still do.
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What happened to the days where dudes would think chicks not wearing underwear was hot. Hell, I still do.
Hot or not is open to interpretation, but when it's a bulimic drunk who has seen more weiners than JM Schneider flashing her wares for all to see, it's definitely not hot.
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While I would find it interesting to see nude tapes of Paris, I'm sure not going to pay a $40 membership fee to confirm my suspicion that she's a party slut who likes to cram copious amounts of narcotics into her body. I'm sure lots of people would though.

Paris Hilton is somewhat of a genius though....how else do you maintain a spot in the limelight having done absolutely nothing to deserve it? She's a no talent hack who has somehow figured out how to keep her name in the news, whilst making hordes of money releasing CD's, perfume and god knows what else that she can get her hands and name on.
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What happened to the days where dudes would think chicks not wearing underwear was hot. Hell, I still do.
Didn't say it wasn't hot. Just seems to be a trend with these gals (Hitlon, Spears, Lohan etc). However it is far less hot when Paris Hilton does it as she is a dog.
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Paris Hilton is somewhat of a genius though....how else do you maintain a spot in the limelight having done absolutely nothing to deserve it? She's a no talent hack who has somehow figured out how to keep her name in the news, whilst making hordes of money releasing CD's, perfume and god knows what else that she can get her hands and name on.
It's not that she is a genius so much as the public is full of idiots.

I've heard that Jessica Simpson isn't really dumb. Her whole dumb blonde girl thing is just a act. I don't buy it. Wouldn't she be better in movies then?
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I've heard that Jessica Simpson isn't really dumb. Her whole dumb blonde girl thing is just a act. I don't buy it. Wouldn't she be better in movies then?
Jessica Simpson has a high IQ. I guess having a high IQ does not always translate to common sense.
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