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Old 12-05-2006, 04:08 PM   #1
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Truly a beautiful lady and smokin hot legs...among other attributes.

Try and keep comments tasteful you guys.....



http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...rapova_12.html
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:09 PM   #2
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:09 PM   #3
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I hope you get some skill boxes for this one.
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:10 PM   #4
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She's about the only thing from Russia that I have any use for.
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:10 PM   #5
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A year old, but Very Nice. High Five.
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:15 PM   #6
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When it comes to her looks, I find her a little generic, but then again that is my opinion of most blondes.

Not a bad little tennis player though.
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:18 PM   #7
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When it comes to her looks, I find her a little generic, but then again that is my opinion of most blondes.

Not a bad little tennis player though.
Agreed, Can't say I really find anything about her all that special..
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:26 PM   #8
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Pretty saucy dame, there is no doubt about that.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my models get in shape through a mixture of bulimia and cocaine. None of this exercise and eating right crap.
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Old 12-05-2006, 05:34 PM   #9
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When it comes to her looks, I find her a little generic, but then again that is my opinion of most blondes.

Not a bad little tennis player though.
I should honestly be questioning your sexual preference right now. This girls outta this world.

...AND she can play tennis.
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Old 12-05-2006, 05:39 PM   #10
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I'm sure I'd embarass myself if I ever met her ... I'd get the real-life equivelant of a blue skill box, and you know what, I wouldn't care!
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Old 12-05-2006, 05:41 PM   #11
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Maybe they should of let her wake up, and get the booze out of her system before they took this one:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...arapova_3.html

yikes.

But I just noticed the pictures are taken where i'm going in January...
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Old 12-05-2006, 05:55 PM   #12
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Dear god she is smokin hot!
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:39 PM   #13
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Where are her boobies?
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:43 PM   #14
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Where are her boobies?
I can tell you're a breast man... Anyhoo, that'd be might tough to win tennis tournaments with large jubblies... Then again Serena Williams has some pretty large ones.

Either way, I like Sherapova because 1) I'm russian, love Russian women 2) Her legs, buttocks 3) Those eyes...

Giggity
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:44 PM   #15
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I can tell you're a breast man...
Actually I am more of a leg's ass type of guy, she is just flat.
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:46 PM   #16
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Actually I am more of a leg's ass type of guy, she is just flat.
I didn't deny she could use a little more, but it sure as hell doesn't detract me from her "overall"
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:46 PM   #17
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I didn't deny she could use a little more, but it sure as hell doesn't detract me from her "overall"
No, I agree lol
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Old 12-05-2006, 07:32 PM   #18
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If I was drunk I'd hit it.
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Old 12-05-2006, 07:48 PM   #19
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I should honestly be questioning your sexual preference right now. This girls outta this world.
right, i have preferences in women. what a big flaming homo i must be.
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Old 12-05-2006, 07:56 PM   #20
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Hmmm...

Some of the pictures look like she just woke up.. Weird..

Anyway, great, tight, little body, love the stomach and butt and height (or appearance of it), but.. doesn't do much for me
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