Song Writing Help

[troutman]

Workshopping some songs. Might join a cowpunk band.

One song is an homage to Stampede Wrestling and Ed Whelan. Looking for colourful comments made by Ed.

Ex. Ring-a-ding-dong Dandy
Malfunction at the Junction
In the meantime, and in between time
Hello Hockey Fans
Good Ship Lollipop

[Fuzz]

There's a few on his wiki page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Whalen_(broadcaster)

Ed recalls one of his stints when he was just 21 and started in radio with his sign off of, "I'm 48 degrees and outside it's Ed Whalen."

OK, that must be 70's 40's humour.

[Puppet Guy]

Katie bar the door
Batten down the hatches and lock the door/ it's Stampede Wrestling time once more
Cuban Assassin's hair by Hurricane Hazel

[flizzenflozz]

- "He may not be able to Sing(h), but he sure is a whole lot of Makhan." (Whalen re: Mike Shaw/Makhan Singh)
- "Whalen, there's a party later on down at the Bowness Hotel... and you're not invited." (JR Foley to Whalen)
- "Hairstyle courtesy of Hurricane Mabel.."(re: Whalen re: Cuban Assassin)

[Slava]

I just hope there is some room in the song for an homage to Bad News Allen, and some lines about Beer-bellied sharecroppers and spineless cockroaches!

[troutman]

Working title - “We’re Having A Party Ed Whelan (And You’re Not Invited)”.

Probably some gems on youtube.

[Brupal]

Lookout Nellie

[troutman]

^ How did I forget that one?

[SutterBrother]

He SCORES! Fleuryndyk! Who is that!?!?

[Reggie Dunlop]

No Chancey Mr. Whalen

[puffnstuff]

We're going to have to cut away, we cant show that much blood on TV

[calumniate]

[Reggie Dunlop]

Who's Nailin' Ed Whalen?

[troutman]

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt26453699/...item=qt6713581

[Strange Brew]

Always joked about the Cuban Assassin’s hair. Hair by Okanagan Helicopter was my favorite.

[troutman]