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Old 07-21-2024, 10:20 AM   #1
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May as well start getting used to the post apocalyptic economy now! 1 hr of Sunday lawn watering, low price of $60.00!

And Now and even more exciting offer! Under the new stage one water restrictions, I can offer two hours of watering for the price of one! That's right! Buy one hour of watering and get a second absolutely free! Act now, supplies are running out!
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I'd rather throw my money down a drain.
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I'd rather throw my money down a drain.
As long as you're not throwing water down the drain unnecessarily.
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I'd rather throw my money down a drain.
What? I even have the City Water dept. certificate verifying the water credit.

Also, Reg, I feel you are missing the spirit of this thread.
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Old 07-21-2024, 05:09 PM   #5
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This price is absurd! I'll offer you 3 magic beans!

But you have to water the beans and it can't come out of my ration!
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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I’ll sell the same credit for $10 if someone is interested.
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I'll sell the same credit for $1 million if anyone is interested.
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I can pee on your lawn. $10 / hr
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I can pee on your lawn. $10 / hr
I'll pay $10 to see someone who could pee for an entire hour non-stop!
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I forgot to mention, free drinks required!
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Should there be a bucket joke in here somewhere...or that another message board.
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This one time at a music festival in Nfld. Many Many Many beverages were consumed...

Lines were way too long for the porta potties so we headed for the lake.

Not quite an hour but it certainly felt like it.
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Seems like things are getting a little salty in here. How is that going to be good for anyone's lawn?
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