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Old 11-26-2005, 02:47 PM   #1
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Okay.. I'm at work on a Saturday and I'm bored and I want to talk about Dion Phaneuf!

Jiggy_12, RatherDashing and myself all enjoy saying things and asking questions about Dion Phaneuf and I want more fodder for our discussions.

Anyways, some of our favourite things to say/ponder about the wonder kid are as follows:

How big is a Dion Phaneuf sized bite?
The whole thing

Who would play Dion Phaneuf in a movie about Dion Phaneuf?
Dion Phaneuf IS a movie about Dion Phaneuf
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Vin Diesel
or
Dion Phaneuf would play all the characters in a movie about Dion Phaneuf

What would happen if you bet Dion Phaneuf $20 to eat your desk?
Dion Phaneuf never backs down from a challenge, but he was going to eat your desk anyways so you could keep your $20.

What crazy things do you find yourself wondering about Dion Phaneuf?
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Old 11-26-2005, 02:51 PM   #2
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Is Dion Phaneuf gonna have to choke a bitch?
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Old 11-26-2005, 03:09 PM   #3
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What does taking a shot by Dion Phaneuf feel like?

Dion Phaneuf's shots rip a hole in the space-time continuum thereby allowing you to explain to Leonardo Da Vinci what taking a shot by Dion Phaneuf feels like.
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What does taking a shot by Dion Phaneuf feel like?

Dion Phaneuf's shots rip a hole in the space-time continuum thereby allowing you to explain to Leonardo Da Vinci what taking a shot by Dion Phaneuf feels like.
Brilliant!!
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Dion Phaneuf likes coolers... I asked him
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Why does Dion Phaneuf have trouble playing at the start of periods?
Since the ice is still reflective he sees himself in the ice and gets scared of the Dion Phaneuf coming at him.

What is the only thing that scares Dion Phaneuf?
Dion Phaneuf

What would happen if Dion Phaneuf was cloned?
The clone and the original would be unable to decide who was the better of the two and would therefor reference themselves as Dion Phaneuf A and Dion Phaneuf 1
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I call BS!

He is a Man.

Real Men do not drink coolers....EVER!
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Dion Phaneuf was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Dion Phaneuf is going to walk.
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Dion Phanuef's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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The chief export of Dion Phaneuf is pain.
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How does Dion Phaneuf prepare for a game?
Dion Phaneuf knocks around some orphans for a while to get his head in the game.

Who does Dion Phaneuf idolize?
Dion Phaneuf

If Dion Phaneuf could pick one place in the world to visit where would he go?
Dion Phaneuf would come to your house to kick your ass.
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****! You guys are KILLING me!!! I almost rolled out of the chair...
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If Dion Phaneuf could pick one place in the world to visit where would he go?
Dion Phaneuf would come to your house to kick your ass.
Dion Phaneuf knows no world outside of destroying his enemies
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There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Dion Phaneuf is going to walk.
ROFL!!!
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Dion Phaneuf's 'Icy Stare' was the primary factor which lead to the ice age.

Dion Phaneuf once saved a puppy from being hit by a car, just because he felt like it. However, a foolish bystander saw this and accused Dion of having "gone soft." The result was the Great Chicago Fire of 1871.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Dion Phaneuf could use to kill you, including the room itself.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Dion Phaneuf allows to live.

When Dion Phaneuf jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Dion'd instead.

Dion Phaneuf is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Dion Phaneuf can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Where did Dion Phaneuf get his awesome strength?
Dion Phaneuf is a super-powered android from the future sent back in time to write the great american novel . . . oh and weight training helped.
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Dion Phaneuf's 'Icy Stare' was the primary factor which lead to the ice age.

Dion Phaneuf once saved a puppy from being hit by a car, just because he felt like it. However, a foolish bystander saw this and accused Vin of having "gone soft." The result was the Great Chicago Fire of 1871.
You cheater! You're using that Vin Diesel saying maker!
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Dion Phaneuf doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
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You cheater! You're using that Vin Diesel saying maker!
Not at all, Dion Phaneuf created Vin Diesel when he passed a kidney stone during a knife-fight with Jesus.
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What is Dion Phaneuf's favorite past-time?
doing carpentry work.

Why does Dion Phaneuf like carpentry?
because it involves very sharp saw blades that can inflict unparalleled levels of pain, such as the cutting off of appendages.

Why does Dion Phaneuf hit people so hard?
because he wants to see their appendages fall off.
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