Don't Touch Ovechkin's Stick Mother...Russia

[Bertuzzied]

hahaha. Mofos don't touch his measuring stick..... I miss Special Agent Peter Bondra in the highlights.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...6739--nhl.html

On Tuesday night, Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin broke the team’s all-time power-play goals record previously held by Peter Bondra. The Capitals captain received a call from Bondra after the game to congratulate him, and their cameras caught the moment on film and in the photo above, which the team tweeted out. Behind Ovechkin are his sticks, labeled with him number ‘8’.
But wait … what’s that one stick there? With the writing on it? It’s some sort of message …

[Jordan!]

Enhance!

[Jacks]

Looks like it says "treasure stick don't touch MF'er"

Edit: Ahh, measure stick makes more sense.


Man, that guys nose and forehead look messed up. Looks like someone smoked him with a shovel.

[19Yzerman19]

How do you know that's Ovechkin's? Hell, why would Ovechkin even HAVE a measuring stick? Do the Capitals not have equipment people?

[strombad]

Originally Posted by 19Yzerman19

How do you know that's Ovechkin's? Hell, why would Ovechkin even HAVE a measuring stick? Do the Capitals not have equipment people?

So they can be cut to length in a jiff?
And because it is beside like 7 others sticks of his and is the same length?

[Super Nintendo Chalmers]

Pretty sure it's "Mother Russia".

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers

Pretty sure it's "Mother Russia".

ok.....

[Francis's Hairpiece]

Originally Posted by Jacks

Man, that guys nose and forehead look messed up. Looks like someone smoked him with a shovel.

That's what is known as the 'Ugly stick'.

[Cheerio]

Originally Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers

Pretty sure it's "Mother Russia".

Preeeettty sure it isn't https://twitter.com/borkeye/status/410849103015608321

[Robbob]

Originally Posted by Cheerio

Preeeettty sure it isn't https://twitter.com/borkeye/status/410849103015608321

Well, that solves that one.