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Old 02-20-2013, 02:19 AM   #1
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Thumbs up A Wannamaker Thread

It all started Oct 22, 2011. Hahmichael made a mistake of coming to Calgarypuck.com for a little student support... A polite young man, he even said please. However MrMastodonFarm swung quicker then a young Iron Mike, before he went crazy, and called Hahmichael out on his join date followed with a crowd pleasing No.

"I voted for Kenda Wannamaker.

Why? Wannamaker is an awesome name." - HotHotHeat

Thats when the magic started. It caught on like a ring of fire! Everyone was here... Cracking jokes "I wannamaker 1st!", laughing, things where really great… But she was way back, and we had to make up lost ground. The votes where flying in. From everywhere people where getting on board and voting Wannamaker.

It was getting late now for a group of Calgarypuckers, but the votes where still rolling in. But then Drury Fixed something up with photoshop, and a little internet campaign started.

The next day Hahmichael had his account removed as his request. However later that evening the Wannamaker votes where within hundreds of first place. By 9:00pm it was bound to happen soon. It just happens Beyond.ca had someone trying to get votes on their site to. However they joined CPs side and began voting. On October 23, 2011 at 10:39pm Wannamaker took the lead. Chuck Norris was happy. Everyone was happy.


http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=110287
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You're extremely eloquent for someone that is clearly drunk.
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I wish I could get that loaded at 2:19am on a Tuesday night/Wednesday morning....those were the days.....
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Needs work. Send it to the editor and have it on my desk by 7am tomorrow.
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It all started Oct 22, 2011. Hahmichael made a mistake of coming to Calgarypuck.com for a little student support... A polite young man, he even said please. However MrMastodonFarm swung quicker then a young Iron Mike, before he went crazy, and called Hahmichael out on his join date followed with a crowd pleasing No.

"I voted for Kenda Wannamaker.

Why? Wannamaker is an awesome name." - HotHotHeat

Thats when the magic started. It caught on like a ring of fire! Everyone was here... Cracking jokes "I wannamaker 1st!", laughing, things where really great… But she was way back, and we had to make up lost ground. The votes where flying in. From everywhere people where getting on board and voting Wannamaker.

It was getting late now for a group of Calgarypuckers, but the votes where still rolling in. But then Drury Fixed something up with photoshop, and a little internet campaign started.

The next day Hahmichael had his account removed as his request. However later that evening the Wannamaker votes where within hundreds of first place. By 9:00pm it was bound to happen soon. It just happens Beyond.ca had someone trying to get votes on their site to. However they joined CPs side and began voting. On October 23, 2011 at 10:39pm Wannamaker took the lead. Chuck Norris was happy. Everyone was happy.


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I wish I could get that loaded at 2:19am on a Tuesday night/Wednesday morning....those were the days.....
Good ol reading week, how I miss thee
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Good ol reading week, how I miss thee
Not a single thing was read that week, but oh the liquor....
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Most read thing during reading week?

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I remember the Russians getting involved! Wow, I can't believe that was two years ago.
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I think the Mods should give an infraction that does npot have any points or anything. Just so a big pop-up appears when he visits to remind him.

You have recieved an infraction for being drunk and posting non-sense, pleas re-visit this thread o shame.
Agreed. OutOfTheCube got off way too easy for his drunken post-game video post.
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What?
The Soviets got involved and tried winning with their vodka swilling ways.

But good old Western ingenuity and perseverance triumphed over their poorly conceived Soviet ways once again!

Whats that you say? The Soviet Union disbanded? Thats what they want you to think....
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The Soviets got involved and tried winning with their vodka swilling ways.

But good old Western ingenuity and perseverance triumphed over their poorly conceived Soviet ways once again!

Whats that you say? The Soviet Union disbanded? Thats what they want you to think....
Yes, their bot army almost overwhelmed us, but we prevailed in the end! Long live Wannamaker!!!
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Agreed. OutOfTheCube got off way too easy for his drunken post-game video post.
I think that video being out on the internet is punishment enough.
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this was so brilliant

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He's talking about vagina.
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Oh man, I nearly forgot about the Hitler Wannamaker video. That was just gold!
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The best part about the whole Wannamaker thread was how organic it was. It wasn't forced, or the "thing to do" that week or a weekly thread to go nuts on...it just happened naturally.

Kind of like the 2004 playoffs and the Red Mile. No one told people to go down there and party. No one said "everyone be nice and just high-five and cheer." It just happened. It was organic and natural.

I'm not entirely sure what I'm trying to say, or how to say it, but I think people know what I mean.
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this was so brilliant

I lost it at the iPhone airplane mode bit.
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...and the Star Trek animated gif part.
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