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Old 02-05-2013, 12:32 PM   #1
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Sex please, we’re Canadian. Survey lays bare everything from threesomes to canoe canoodles

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Three’s company for millions of Canadians, with more than one in five sexually active adults – 22 per cent – saying they’ve done the deed with two or more partners at the same time, and another 29 per cent saying they’re open to the idea.

The admissions are among the risqué revelations uncovered by Playtex and Environics Research Group in a new nationwide sex survey that pulls back the sheets on where we do it, who we do it with, and how often. The results collectively confirm that when it comes to intimacy, the True North is indeed strong and (very) free.

“There’s a stigma about Canadians being somewhat reserved,” said Sohana Samanta, brand manager for Playtex feminine care. “But some of the greatest findings in this survey speak to the fact that Canadians are a lot more adventurous and sexually uninhibited than we believed… I mean, eight per cent of Canadians have had sex in a canoe.”
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I read this yesterday.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:34 PM   #3
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Sex in a canoe sounds pretty risky. How they hell do you pull that off without tipping the damn things?
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Sex in a canoe sounds pretty risky. How they hell do you pull that off without tipping the damn things?
Doesnt say the canoe was in water.
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Sex in a canoe sounds pretty risky. How they hell do you pull that off without tipping the damn things?
Two words: Body tension.

Strengthen that core, buddy.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:48 PM   #7
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1003 people questioned? Pretty ####ty sample size to represent the country. Oh well.

Uhhh yeah boning that canoe in a canoe eh.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:57 PM   #8
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Excuse me but far, far more than 8% of the country has had American beer.
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one in three have had a threesome??? i am in the group of two......
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:03 PM   #10
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Threesomes are easy, its getting the mother daughter tag team that's hard.
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Sex in a canoe sounds pretty risky. How they hell do you pull that off without tipping the damn things?
Position yourselves in the middle of the canoe, grab your left edge of the canoe with your left hand, right with your right and grip tightly. Exert equal pressure left and right (and forwards, ) and you will be fine.
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Position yourselves in the middle of the canoe, grab your left edge of the canoe with your left hand, right with your right and grip tightly. Exert equal pressure left and right (and forwards, ) and you will be fine.
Aren't you not supposed to grab a canoe on both sides?

At least I finally understand the saying "rock the boat"
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Threesomes are easy, its getting the mother daughter tag team that's hard.
Not really...
Probably NSFW
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2238052.html
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I love how a total of 53% have either had a threesome or would be open to it... Assuming 50% of the population is male, that's only 3% of women!
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:15 PM   #15
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I love how a total of 53% have either had a threesome or would be open to it... Assuming 50% of the population is male, that's only 3% of women!
Women are just a dirty! They just need an excuse, and it doesn't have to be a good one either!
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22 per cent – saying they’ve done the deed with two or more partners at the same time, and another 29 per cent saying they’re open to the idea

49 percent are liars
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I love how a total of 53% have either had a threesome or would be open to it... Assuming 50% of the population is male, that's only 3% of women!
3% of the total population would be 6% of women
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:25 PM   #19
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really who hasn't had a threesome
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:31 PM   #20
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3% of the total population would be 6% of women

Yes and I can't count as it was 51% total not 53%.

Oh well.
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