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Old 10-16-2012, 01:20 PM   #1
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1. The new $50 and $100 bills are more slippery than the old ones so I've had to bend over and pick them up a couple times more than I normally would since they came out.

2. The seamstress hemmed my True Religion jeans too long so I had to get them hemmed again. What an inconvenience for me that I had to make 4 trips instead of 2.

3. If the lockout ends soon and there is a full 82 game season, as a STH, I will have to attend 41 Flames home games in a tight time frame compared to previous years.

What are yours?
The 3rd one is not true. Im not even a STH. Just bugging a poster in the CBA discussion thread. LOL
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1. The new $50 and $100 bills are more slippery than the old ones so I've had to bend over and pick them up a couple times more than I normally would since they came out.
Maybe get your Johns to put the money in your hand, instead of chucking it over their shoulder as they walk out the door.
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leather car seats are too hot and sticky in the summer and too cold in the winter
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When I get home with my double gulp and the straw has a crack in the bendy part. Pretty much ruins my week, having to drink it all slow and whatnot.
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leather car seats are too hot and sticky in the summer and too cold in the winter
You need heated/cooled leather seats.

But they still take to long to heat up, which is my FWP for the day.
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You need heated/cooled leather seats.

But they still take to long to heat up, which is my FWP for the day.
and even longer to cool down!
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My parking spot got moved to the other side of the building, so instead of being a 15 second walk I need to walk and extra 90 seconds.
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:39 PM   #12
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Isn't this similar to the gear grinder thread?
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Isn't this similar to the gear grinder thread?
Now with extra pettiness and entitlement!
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:44 PM   #15
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You need heated/cooled leather seats.

But they still take to long to heat up, which is my FWP for the day.
Well duh. Who it the first world doesn't have temperature controlled seats?
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Rear clasp yes, but the front clasp, one snap of the fingers and it's fondle time.
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Rerun would like you to post a pic of you in a bra and one of you without a bra on.
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Rerun would like you to post a pic of you in a bra and one of you without a bra on.
I'm not Rerun's favourite.
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