Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > The Off Topic Forum
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 09-26-2012, 01:11 PM   #1
Rerun
Often Thinks About Pickles
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
Exp:
Default Know anybody who has cut their finger off on a table saw?

Well if they had this installed on their saw, they wouldn't have...


Last edited by Rerun; 09-26-2012 at 01:37 PM.
Rerun is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Rerun For This Useful Post:
Old 09-26-2012, 01:25 PM   #2
Hatter
Powerplay Quarterback
 
Hatter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

My grandfather did it a few years back. He keeps it in a jar. Weirdo.
Hatter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 01:29 PM   #3
Redliner
Franchise Player
 
Redliner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Conquering the world one 7-11 at a time
Exp:
Default

My grandmother did this a few years back. Served it to my grandfather on a cupcake. Psycho.
__________________
"There will be a short outage tonight sometime between 11:00PM and 1:00AM as network upgrades are performed. Please do not panic and overthrow society. Thank you."
Redliner is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 01:32 PM   #4
surferguy
Monster Storm
 
surferguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

i took the fleshy part of my middle finger off in a jointer a few years back.

It grew back luckily but I still have a bit of anxiety of using big machines now. I also keep the glove I was wearing in my tool bag at all times to remind me to slow down and work safe. I got lucky

The saw stop is a cool invention, costs a heap of money every time the machine is triggered but is well worth it if you still have your digits
__________________
Shameless self promotion

surferguy is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 01:32 PM   #5
Ducay
Franchise Player
 
Ducay's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Exp:
Default

When I use my table saw, I'm less scared of losing a finger than I am having the hunk of wood catching and flying back at me. Took a piece of hardwood @ 40mph to the gut couple years back, learned my lesson to never stand behind the wood.
Likely has something to do with my inability to get the fence set up properly
Ducay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 01:33 PM   #6
Puppet Guy
Franchise Player
 
Puppet Guy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
Exp:
Default

My shop teacher in Grade 12 took off the tip of his left little finger with a table saw. A year later he took off the tip of his right little finger the same way. At least he was symmetrical.
__________________
"If Javex is your muse…then dive in buddy"

- Surferguy
Puppet Guy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 01:33 PM   #7
polak
In the Sin Bin
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Exp:
Default

I know a guy who lost 2 and a half fingers to a table saw.
polak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 01:40 PM   #8
Rathji
Franchise Player
 
Rathji's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
Exp:
Default

A summary of the people I know who cut themselves at work on band saws:







I personally only witnessed 2 of them, but the 3rd I heard the guy screaming from across the plant.

edit: Actually, I cant remember if the 3rd guy lost his left or right thumb, but they did manage to attach it back again.
__________________
"Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour."
Rathji is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 01:40 PM   #9
Regular_John
First Line Centre
 
Regular_John's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

My shop teacher took part of his thumb off, the very next week he was showing me how to use that same table saw and all I could think is "Why the heck would I take your direction on how to use this tool? You're missing part of your thumb and I can still see the bandages"
Regular_John is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 01:45 PM   #10
Cecil Terwilliger
That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
 
Cecil Terwilliger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Exp:
Default

[Homer's arms are stuck in pair of vending machines]
Repairman 1#: Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.
Homer: They'll grow back, right?
Repairman 1#: Oh... yeah.
[He cranks up the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm... ]
Repairman 2#: Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?
Homer: Your point being...?


Cecil Terwilliger is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Cecil Terwilliger For This Useful Post:
Old 09-26-2012, 01:50 PM   #11
Puppet Guy
Franchise Player
 
Puppet Guy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
Exp:
Default

__________________
"If Javex is your muse…then dive in buddy"

- Surferguy
Puppet Guy is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Puppet Guy For This Useful Post:
Old 09-26-2012, 02:04 PM   #12
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default

Wow. This is more common than I thought it would be. Its practically an epidemic.
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 02:05 PM   #13
You Need a Thneed
Voted for Kodos
 
You Need a Thneed's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Exp:
Default

$60 everytime that thing goes off, plus the cost of a new saw blade.

The company is currently trying to sue table saw manufacturers for them not having the technology on their saws.
You Need a Thneed is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 02:09 PM   #14
You Need a Thneed
Voted for Kodos
 
You Need a Thneed's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Exp:
Default

Also, I was with a friend helping cut some material when he cut off a tiny bit of his finger with a table saw.
You Need a Thneed is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 02:14 PM   #15
Northendzone
Franchise Player
 
Northendzone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Exp:
Default

brian burke would like to figure out a way to cut finger
__________________
If I do not come back avenge my death
Northendzone is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Northendzone For This Useful Post:
Old 09-26-2012, 02:15 PM   #16
opendoor
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by You Need a Thneed View Post
$60 everytime that thing goes off, plus the cost of a new saw blade.
I'm sure every single person whose hand has come into contact with a moving saw blade would gladly pay that price to avoid the situation.

Quote:
The company is currently trying to sue table saw manufacturers for them not having the technology on their saws.
They're not suing other manufacturers, they're lobbying the government to require a blade stopping mechanism on all saws sold in the USA. I don't like the methods, but it kind of makes sense. Over the years the vast majority of table saw users haven't proven themselves responsible enough to use their equipment safely (i.e using a splitter and an overhead guard). If people took proper precautions this technology wouldn't really need to exist but almost no one does.
opendoor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 02:18 PM   #17
TheGrimm
Scoring Winger
 
TheGrimm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a van down by the river
Exp:
Default

My friend lost the tip of his middle finger to the first knuckle to a dado blade... No chance to salvage that digit.
TheGrimm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 02:26 PM   #18
sun
#1 Goaltender
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Not cheering for losses
Exp:
Default

Used one of these bad boys and they are amazing.

Unfortunately, I also triggered the thing. I was cutting at a 45 early in the morning, still in zombie mode, when the blade got too close to the mitre gauge (or some sort of sliding square - can't remember). Heard a huge BANG and the blade disappeared instantly. Woke me up in a hurry. The annoying thing is that the blade never actually touched metal - just got close enough to trigger it I guess.

I had to replace the guy's blade/brake. I think the brake is around $50 bucks and the blade was $90. Didn't make too much money that day haha. If you really wanted to, I guess you can reuse the blade, but you run the risk of the thing throwing teeth - so it's not worth it.

Incredible invention though. I know two guys who cut off fingers. One of them cut through three and reattached them all. The other guy has half a thumb. Me, I shot a three inch framing nail through my hand. I don't work in the trades anymore...
sun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 02:27 PM   #19
sun
#1 Goaltender
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Not cheering for losses
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGrimm View Post
My friend lost the tip of his middle finger to the first knuckle to a dado blade... No chance to salvage that digit.
Holy ####!
sun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2012, 02:31 PM   #20
Dion_Iggy_Kipper!!!
Scoring Winger
 
Dion_Iggy_Kipper!!!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Exp:
Default

Yup, my Grandpa did it two different times, he got half of his thumb and half of his finger the same hand within a couple of years.
Dion_Iggy_Kipper!!! is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
damn did it again , oops


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:32 PM.

Calgary Flames
2024-25




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy