02-27-2012, 11:44 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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The Canucks fan, twice.
Just to be sure.
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02-27-2012, 11:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
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Canuck fan twice. Then you throw the gun at them.
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02-27-2012, 11:47 PM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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The Nazi and Zombie. The Canuck fan will just dive.
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02-27-2012, 11:52 PM
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#5
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Hero
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False.
Line them up all in a row, and shoot the gun aiming at the throat.
Bang!
Through the first, then second, then third throat.
All three bleed to death.
One bullet left.
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02-27-2012, 11:54 PM
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#6
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Franchise Player
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What horrible twist of karma got me trapped in a room with a Canucks fan?
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02-27-2012, 11:55 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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The zombie twice in the head. Eliminates that threat. Fight the Nazi to the death. The Canuck fan is too busy being a little bitch to be a problem, rip their throat out at your leisure.
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02-27-2012, 11:56 PM
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Poster
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mpaca
False.
Line them up all in a row, and shoot the gun aiming at the throat.
Bang!
Through the first, then second, then third throat.
All three bleed to death.
One bullet left.
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you're forgetting that all 3 are out to kill you, and that this isnt MW3
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02-28-2012, 12:04 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Next to My Neighbour
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Wait for the Canuck fan, who is surely a professional anarchist,to fry himself with a badly made molotav cocktail, then shoot the Nazi while he tries to burn books in the fire. Last bullet is for the zombie.
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02-28-2012, 12:04 AM
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Not the one...
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Shoot the Canuck fan immediately; cannot be trusted nor reasoned with.
At that point, attempt to turn the Nazi against the Zombie with pop-culture video game references or basterdized Indiana Jones folklore - whether or not your attempt succeeds, shoot the Nazi as well.
If the Nazi did kill the zombie, attempt to kill the Nazi. If not, only shoot to maim so the zombie will divert his attention to the easiest BRAINS possible. At that point, bludgeoning/taunting/fleeing shall be re-evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
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02-28-2012, 12:09 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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I'd ask which one uses the handle "Pizza" on CP... the other two would take him out.
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02-28-2012, 12:10 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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You leave the one with the least brain function for last.
So shoot the Nazi and the Zombie.
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02-28-2012, 12:13 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Abbotsford, BC
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I'd be just as worried about the Canucks fan biting me as the zombie biting me.
Shoot those two.
Nazi's are easily manipulated and brainwashed... I can eliminate the threat.
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02-28-2012, 12:27 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Shoot the Nazi and Zombie and then kill the Canuck fan with a spoon.
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02-28-2012, 12:29 AM
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Norm!
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Aim the gun at the Canuck fan, he'll dive for the floor and play dead while looking for a referee that isn't there. The Zombie will attack the Canuck fan and starve to death due to a lack of bains.
Then shoot the Nazi twice
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02-28-2012, 12:35 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pizza
Those three people who trap you in a room are A Zombie, a Nazi and a Canucks fan. The Nazi and Canucks fan are armed with a blunt object. You have 2 bullets, who do you shoot?
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So I'm up against two Zombies and a Nazi?
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02-28-2012, 12:37 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful
So I'm up against two Zombies and a Nazi?
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No, two Nazi's and a Zombie.
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02-28-2012, 12:40 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Wouldn't you want to shoot the Nazi and Canuck's fan, steal their blunts, get high and forget about the zombie eating you?
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02-28-2012, 12:42 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful
So I'm up against two Zombies and a Nazi?
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Whoa, lets not go and start denigrating Zombies with those kinds of remarks.
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02-28-2012, 12:42 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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Say "Go Bruins Go!" and the Canuck fan will begin to get angry. Eventually he will jump up and down in anger shouting profanities directed towards Brad Marchand. The Nazi will see this and throw a flash bang at the Canuck fan. The flash bang will hit the Canuck fan in the balls, rendering him harmless and turtled up into a ball. Then you can shoot the other two.
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