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Old 05-18-2011, 09:48 PM   #1
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icon53 US government issues alert: Prepare for Zombie Apocalypse!
Center for Diseases Control issues warning

The end times are upon us!
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Old 05-18-2011, 11:15 PM   #2
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just wait em out till winter. then when all the corpses are frozen solid in snowbanks, throw em in a woodchipper. Canada is naturally equipped to survive the coming zombie apocalypse
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Old 05-18-2011, 11:45 PM   #3
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Yeah...then you step outside one nice chinook day and WHAM! ambushed by a partially thawed torso, and freshly-turned Hemi Cuda starts the infection all over again. Never underestimate your undead opponent.
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:21 AM   #4
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What the hell do you think the Mexican Swine Flu was? Nice cover up there, by the way.

Remember kids, you don't have to reload a knife.
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:34 AM   #5
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And a bike doesn't need gas.

I'd rather a baseball bat or an axe than a knife though. Too close with a knife.
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:47 AM   #6
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I'd worry about the ax getting stuck in a fat zombie. Damn fat zombies.
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:50 AM   #7
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Just go with the old fashioned battle axe/ broad sword. Extra points for wearing plate mail.
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I've got a couple 10k rounds of ammo in one gun safe and the capacity to make another 500 rounds. Come and get some!
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:45 AM   #9
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I, for one, welcome our new undead overlords.
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You might not have to reload a knife, but you can only stab one zombie at a time. Don't accidentally cut yourself or ingest zombie fluid in the process.
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:48 AM   #11
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Mmmmmmm.... zombie fluid.
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Thought this was a Calgary Flames forum?

A hockey stick isn't going to run out of bullets. Keep a couple in your car at all times.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:09 AM   #14
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Its a good thing I have a sturdy neighborhood pub in which to hide out with a cold pint until it all blows over.
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I've got a couple 10k rounds of ammo in one gun safe and the capacity to make another 500 rounds. Come and get some!

20 thousand rounds? Seriously? Of what type?

I would think sticking to a gun type that doesn't use any type of exotic ammo would be the way to go, that way you could find more during your run from the zombies
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