11-30-2021, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
Cats can be perfectly happy outside on leashes. We spend so much time outside in the summer I'd feel bad leaving her locked inside. But I can't support letting them free-range. Lucy keeps our yard mouse free, and snacks on the moths that eat our veggies.
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Does she have a wet nose? That goes a long way with me. I once had a cat with a perpetually dry nose and I couldn't get rid of it fast enough. Wet noses are cute on cats.
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11-30-2021, 02:46 PM
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#222
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And she looks like Hitler.
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11-30-2021, 02:52 PM
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#223
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Does she have a wet nose? That goes a long way with me. I once had a cat with a perpetually dry nose and I couldn't get rid of it fast enough. Wet noses are cute on cats.
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Her noise is neither wet nor dry. It's the perfect moistness. Perfect, I say. Plus she's cute. And cute goes a long way. And she knows it.
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11-30-2021, 02:53 PM
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#224
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Originally Posted by CroFlames
And she looks like Hitler.
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Her name is Lucy, and when she misbehaves, she is Lucy-fur. Still too cute to be evil.
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11-30-2021, 02:53 PM
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#225
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
Her noise is neither wet nor dry. It's the perfect moistness. Perfect, I say. Plus she's cute. And cute goes a long way. And she knows it.
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Yeah, I can live with that. What about her ears. Are they cold? I like cold cat ears.
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11-30-2021, 02:55 PM
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#226
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Yeah, I can live with that. What about her ears. Are they cold? I like cold cat ears.
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LOL. Getting weird here, but yes, they are slightly chilled, like a perfect glass of scotch.
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11-30-2021, 02:57 PM
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#227
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evil of fart
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Nice. I'll stop there, but your cat sounds top notch.
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11-30-2021, 03:00 PM
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#228
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Originally Posted by 1qqaaz
Indoor cats tend to live longer than their outdoor counterparts, typically reaching 10 to 15 years of age. Cats who spend their lives exclusively outdoors live an average of just 2 to 5 years.
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Does it make me a bad person that this last part delights me given that our neighbour’s cat roams freely and craps in my yard? (The owner was confronted by a lovely elderly neighbour and told her to F off so I have no sympathy.)
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11-30-2021, 03:02 PM
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#229
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evil of fart
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My buddy's dad used to shoot cats with ice cubes from a sling shot. Pretty effective and the evidence melts.
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11-30-2021, 03:10 PM
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#230
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Originally Posted by Sliver
My buddy's dad used to shoot cats with ice cubes from a sling shot. Pretty effective and the evidence melts.
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I have a high-powered sling shot so may give that a shot (pardon the pun).
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11-30-2021, 03:11 PM
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#231
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Seems bad to hurt animals if you ask me.
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11-30-2021, 03:13 PM
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#232
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Originally Posted by Sliver
I find it beyond foul when some a-hole lets their dog #### or piss on my lawn. First of all, you can't pick up piss, so yeah, that's sick. In the literal exact same way you'd be grossed out if I whipped out my schlong and pissed on your grass. It's disgusting...you're probably just desensitized to how awful that is.
As for crap...yeah, I get you'll probably pick it up, but their are going to be poo particles left on my property and that's disgusting, too.
Put your dog in a diaper.
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If dog pee on your front lawn legitimately grosses you out, you’re well into OCD clean-freak territory.
It’s grass. Outdoors. Adjacent to public property. There’s dog #### particles, dog piss, cat piss, squirrel ####, bird ####, dead birds, worms, and bits of 7-11 hot dog buns decomposing in the grass. Unless you sunbathe sans towel on your front lawn, who cares?
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11-30-2021, 03:20 PM
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#233
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Who's lucky enough to get hot dog buns?
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11-30-2021, 03:21 PM
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by CliffFletcher
If dog pee on your front lawn legitimately grosses you out, you’re well into OCD clean-freak territory.
It’s grass. Outdoors. Adjacent to public property. There’s dog #### particles, dog piss, cat piss, squirrel ####, bird ####, dead birds, worms, and bits of 7-11 hot dog buns decomposing in the grass. Unless you sunbathe sans towel on your front lawn, who cares?
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Hey, you can not care all you want. I prefer humans don't take their animals to my front yard to treat it like a toilet.
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11-30-2021, 03:27 PM
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Pent-up
Join Date: Mar 2018
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Originally Posted by CliffFletcher
If dog pee on your front lawn legitimately grosses you out, you’re well into OCD clean-freak territory.
It’s grass. Outdoors. Adjacent to public property. There’s dog #### particles, dog piss, cat piss, squirrel ####, bird ####, dead birds, worms, and bits of 7-11 hot dog buns decomposing in the grass. Unless you sunbathe sans towel on your front lawn, who cares?
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Really had you for the “get off my lawn” type, but I guess I was off.
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11-30-2021, 03:29 PM
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#236
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Hey, you can not care all you want. I prefer humans don't take their animals to my front yard to treat it like a toilet.
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Pave your lawn
You're welcome
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11-30-2021, 03:41 PM
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#237
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Pizza
This aggravates me.
I would be so tempted to follow that dog walker back to their own home, and once they arrive at the door, whip it out and start urinating on their lawn
"YEAH? YOU DONT HAVE A NO PEE SIGN EITHER!"
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Funny enough I DID actually make the offer to water their plants and front yard for free, with urine, at which point the huffed and stomped away muttering. Meanwhile my kid, who had quietly observed most of this from just inside the front door, thought it rather amusing but still asked me if I really would do that!?
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11-30-2021, 04:02 PM
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#238
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Originally Posted by RichieRich
Funny enough I DID actually make the offer to water their plants and front yard for free, with urine, at which point the huffed and stomped away muttering. Meanwhile my kid, who had quietly observed most of this from just inside the front door, thought it rather amusing but still asked me if I really would do that!?
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I think your son is worthy of learning about the wonderful thing about eggs and the getaway bike
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11-30-2021, 04:43 PM
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#239
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Norm!
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11-30-2021, 04:55 PM
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#240
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damn onions
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Originally Posted by CliffFletcher
If dog pee on your front lawn legitimately grosses you out, you’re well into OCD clean-freak territory.
It’s grass. Outdoors. Adjacent to public property. There’s dog #### particles, dog piss, cat piss, squirrel ####, bird ####, dead birds, worms, and bits of 7-11 hot dog buns decomposing in the grass. Unless you sunbathe sans towel on your front lawn, who cares?
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mmm I think I am siding with Sliver on this one.
What's your address? Can I come #### on your lawn?
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