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Old 04-09-2019, 11:50 AM   #221
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Old 04-09-2019, 11:54 AM   #222
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Nutella with butter? This is a violation of the Geneva Convention. What the hell.
I'm all on board with the Colorado hate, but some of the people in this thread are goddamn animals.
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Old 04-09-2019, 12:25 PM   #223
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Butter pretty much makes everything taste better. It truly is the king of kings.
You can keep your Buttela.
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Old 04-09-2019, 12:39 PM   #224
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Hey! It is legal to do that in Colorado!
You don't pass it to the right tho....
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Old 04-09-2019, 01:15 PM   #225
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Denver Has More Single Guys Than Single Gals

https://smartasset.com/mortgage/moving-to-denver
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Old 04-09-2019, 01:28 PM   #226
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Agreed that butter with Nutella is the food of psychopaths.
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Old 04-09-2019, 03:24 PM   #227
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The Book of Mormon is historically correct in some aspects.

Joseph Smith said Jesus wasn't born in Denver due to the lack of three wise men and a virgin. And, all the trees in Utah lean west, because Colorado sucks.
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Old 04-09-2019, 03:33 PM   #228
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Old 04-09-2019, 03:37 PM   #229
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The Chevy Colorado is the worst of all the trucks.
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My only experience in Denver was having to walk from one end of their stupid airport to the other while sick. I assume the rest of the city is just as vomit inducing.
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Mackinnon leaves his dishes in the sink without washing them.

Landeskog hogs the popcorn at the movie theatre

Denverites incorrectly spell it movie theatER

Rantanen reads your messages and then doesn't reply for a month

Grubauer doesn't use the toilet brush when he needs to use it.

Zadorov always sends his food back, even if it's fine, just to show that he's "in charge of the situation."

Barrie owns a RAV4 but drives it a grand total of 4 km to work and back every day.

Compher's name sounds like Camphor Oil and I think that's hilarious, nothing no good about that.

Kerfoot says Britishims like "kerfuffle" and "mate" whilst never having lived in England or having any lexical connection to Great Britain whatsoever.

Varlamov is stinky.

I'm tired. D=NG.
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What does the armourer with a minor speech impediment say to the knight jouster?

'Ave a lanche!
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Old 04-09-2019, 05:46 PM   #234
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Denverites eat apples in a library
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Old 04-09-2019, 05:55 PM   #235
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Like they can read...
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Old 04-09-2019, 06:23 PM   #236
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People from Denver drastically underestimate the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth.
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If you hate the wave like me this makes a lot of sense.

Also the reason I never partake in the wave
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Old 04-09-2019, 07:03 PM   #238
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The Avalanche had the best odds to win the Draft Lottery and lost all three times.
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The Chevy Colorado is the worst of all the trucks.
This is incorrect. It’s second only to the Chevy Avalanche.
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Can't even win a draft lottery properly.
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