04-09-2019, 08:17 AM
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#201
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Voted for Kodos
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Originally Posted by cannon7
Other than "The Mile High City", Denver's other slogan?
Queen City of the Plains
Yeah.
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Denver tries to emulate Regina.
Regina!
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04-09-2019, 08:20 AM
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#202
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Boca Raton, FL
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People in Denver fart in crowded elevators just as they're getting off, and then giggle to themselves about it afterwards.
People in Denver close talk you after they've just finished a meal of onions and coffee.
People in Denver mispronounce words such as: expresso, nucular, Artic, excape, Febuary, perogative, foilage, verbage, excetera, supposably, realator, prolly, libary, irregardless, and expecially.
*shudder*
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04-09-2019, 08:20 AM
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#203
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Red Deer
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People from Denver stick their used gum under tables in restaurants
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04-09-2019, 08:23 AM
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#204
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Lifetime Suspension
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Who has nicer mountain ranges? I'll take the three sisters. I love sisters
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04-09-2019, 08:31 AM
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#205
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First Line Centre
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People of Denver don't signal when changing lanes.
People of Denver talk on their speaker phones in public.
People of Denver think the colour scheme of orange and blue is actually appealing. NG
People of Denver look at calves balls and think "that would taste great if we fried it!"
Roughly 500,000 people of Denver continue to write in "Jeremiah Johnson" on their ballot every election.
People of Denver eat with their mouths open.
People of Denver strategically place their dog poo to be stepped on.
People of Denver keep unwashed hankercheifs in their pocket to blow their nose.
People of Denver use the last piece of toilet paper and don't change the roll.
People of Denver look over your shoulder when you read.
People of Denver leave their shopping carts in the parking stall.
People of Denver are always telling you how busy they are.
Landeskog replies to all for every email.
Grubauer talks during movies.
MacKinnon talks on his phone at the gym.
Johnson calls everyone brah.
Rantanen goes to the express line with more than 12 items.
Barrie hums along with songs in public.
Zadorov takes up both armrests when not in the middle seat.
Cole types in all caps.
Jost makes every conversation about him.
Compher stands too close to people when talking to them.
Soderberg heats up fish in the lunchroom microwave.
Girard won't shut up about Crossfit and Paleo.
Brassard never decides what to order until he gets to the counter.
(actually I like Denver and I'm a big Broncos fan but for now D=NG)
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04-09-2019, 08:38 AM
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#206
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Scoring Winger
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Denver has a big support for Bernie Sanders, which also means they likely have a big population of social justice warriors, which amounts to a big population of Twittering a-holes. Hence, Denver sucks.
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04-09-2019, 08:39 AM
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#207
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Near Fish Creek
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In Denver the official word and favourite non word is irregardless.
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04-09-2019, 08:43 AM
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#208
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broke the first rule
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You know how at a set of double doors, the one you try to open first is always locked? That was someone from Denver's idea.
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04-09-2019, 08:44 AM
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#209
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary Satellite Community
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Mike Ricci played for the Avs and "Ricci's Ugly!"
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04-09-2019, 08:45 AM
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#210
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: CGY
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Nm
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04-09-2019, 09:27 AM
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#211
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Uncle Chester
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Bob Denver wore a ridiculous hat.
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04-09-2019, 09:38 AM
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#212
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Taking a while to get to 5000
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I hear they pass the dutchie on the right hand side.
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04-09-2019, 09:46 AM
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#213
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Chicago Native relocated to the stinking desert of Utah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Toonage
I hear they pass the dutchie on the right hand side.
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Hey! It is legal to do that in Colorado!
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04-09-2019, 09:59 AM
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#214
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Taking a while to get to 5000
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Yes. But poor form.
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04-09-2019, 10:16 AM
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#215
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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People are saying that Denver has too few left-turn signal lights.
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04-09-2019, 10:32 AM
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#216
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Franchise Player
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Went too far
No good.
Last edited by GreenLantern2814; 04-09-2019 at 11:36 AM.
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04-09-2019, 10:43 AM
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#217
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Saving the world one gif at a time
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I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. That John Denver's full of ####, man.
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04-09-2019, 10:43 AM
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#218
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2016
Location: ATCO Field, Section 201
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In all seriousness, we should organize some taunts and chants.
I think that we should Bully Samuel Girard (49), he is young maybe he gets rattled easy, plays a lot of minutes (19:54) and is bound to flub the puck once or twice.
I propose something like
"Girard is a Fat Lard"
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04-09-2019, 10:52 AM
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#219
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Denver people like instant coffee.
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Last edited by Coach; 04-09-2019 at 11:55 AM.
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04-09-2019, 10:59 AM
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#220
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Edmontonians dress better than people in Denver.
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