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Old 05-30-2018, 08:37 AM   #41
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Cecil's new custom title should be CP Loremaster.
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Old 05-30-2018, 08:41 AM   #42
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Man, this has been a walk down memory lane. Some really good times over the years.

Although I'm with handgroen, that jhunt/bronzel fiasco had to be one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed unfold live. That was like an episode of Black Mirror.
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Going to snatch the grandkids back from their father, yes? Mom was in the "entertainment" industry?
How about her thread.... "Sex please, we’re Canadian."

Survey lays bare everything from threesomes to canoe canoodles

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=124388
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Old 05-30-2018, 01:05 PM   #44
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First Lady was kind of a nut. She was trying to get money from us at one point for a trip to Australia. The best was when her and her husband were taking pictures of poop in Olympic Plaza during some protest.
I still swear her and Minnie are the same person
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Oh and the Vancouver riot thread. That was a blast. One of my personal favourites.
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showth...highlight=RIOT

It's one of my favourites too
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I still swear her and Minnie are the same person
I can assure you they are not. To say they are the same is an insult to Minnie.
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Who was the member who made a bet that if he lost he'd eat his pubes, and he lost? That was good stuff.
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Old 05-30-2018, 01:25 PM   #48
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Who was the member who made a bet that if he lost he'd eat his pubes, and he lost? That was good stuff.
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Old 05-30-2018, 01:30 PM   #49
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Pretty funny sequence in this thread right now, where corsi argues that calling someone an animal is the opposite of dehumanizing and then repeatedly doubles down:

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showth...51#post6696351
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Old 05-30-2018, 01:31 PM   #50
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Every post by Springs1 was quality.
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Old 05-30-2018, 01:32 PM   #51
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Every post by Springs1 was quality.
That had to have been a gag, theres no way a real human could live like that.

And dont say her name again because I think we're at 2 right now and after that things get grim.
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Who was the member who made a bet that if he lost he'd eat his pubes, and he lost? That was good stuff.
He posted a video of the pube sandwich and everything, didn't he? What was the bet though?
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That had to have been a gag, theres no way a real human could live like that.
You might be right, but it is all over the internet.


I also want to give a shout out to DESS/Sliver.

He is a beauty.
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Old 05-30-2018, 04:10 PM   #54
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Oh man, great thread idea, but I'm not getting anything else accomplished now for at least a week.
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Old 05-30-2018, 04:13 PM   #55
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That had to have been a gag, theres no way a real human could live like that.

And dont say her name again because I think we're at 2 right now and after that things get grim.
If it was a gag you can find her all over the Internet. I wonder if it was started by ex-restaurant workers as a compilation of their worst customer and then more and more people got in on the joke and it spiralled through the Internet.

I mean who hasn't thought of joining an Internet forum and going pure troll on some obscure issue
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Old 05-30-2018, 04:37 PM   #56
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Oh and the Vancouver riot thread. That was a blast. One of my personal favourites.
I have to assume all the love we gave Rob Brown in that thread was the reason he moved to CBC Calgary.
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Old 05-30-2018, 05:32 PM   #57
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Not sure if this is "funny" as a lot of people were jipped, but I thoroughly enjoyed when MMF and Squiggs took down PIMking

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=151501
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Old 05-30-2018, 05:45 PM   #58
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Not sure if this is "funny" as a lot of people were jipped, but I thoroughly enjoyed when MMF and Squiggs took down PIMking

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=151501
####, I just realized the ex-fiance never came back to tell the story.

She conned us too!

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Doesn't quite fit the theme of the thread, but this is my favourite post on all of CP. I think it was in part due to the serious nature and intense timing.

Background: The Boston marathon bombers had been found, a shootout took place and the elder was killed in an attempted getaway. The manhunt was now on for the younger terrorist, and after an exhaustive search, Dzhokhar was found to be in a parked boat.

On the radio, the FBI request for sun (spotlights) on the boat.

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showth...63#post4211763
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Old 05-30-2018, 06:36 PM   #60
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Ryan's steak house.. The best!!

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