You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by squiggs96

The annual ranking of prospects is my favourite, when people passionately argue over which prospect is the 40th ranked, even though neither of them will ever amount to anything in the NHL. It's a place where Valimaki gets ranked #1 two years in a row, over players like Dube, Kylington, and Pelletier, but also where Mangiapane is behind Arnold, Morrison, Agostino, and others.

Sounds super fun.

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Sounds super fun.

The team is middling, they have locked-up struggling players for years on multi-million dollar contracts, their coach is surly, their starting goalie "sucks at hockey", and the hockey media has the audacity to do their jobs. If you sustain yourself on irrational rage there is no better time to peruse the FOI.

You'll practically gorge yourself to death within the pages of any given GT or PGT.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Yamer

The team is middling, they have locked-up struggling players for years on multi-million dollar contracts, their coach is surly, their starting goalie "sucks at hockey", and the hockey media has the audacity to do their jobs. If you sustain yourself on irrational rage there is no better time to peruse the FOI.

You'll practically gorge yourself to death within the pages of any given GT or PGT.

Whoa whoa whoa… go easy on him. That’s a little too much for the uninitiated.


Though, I do think he would have a lot of fun if he hosted his own post-game call-in show. I’d listen to Sliver trying to deal with drunken fans after a bad loss.

[GGG]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Hmmm, I do like anger.

You should just go in with an extreme opinion about some random thing about a player and enjoy the results.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by GGG

You should just go in with an extreme opinion about some random thing about a player and enjoy the results.

Crazy Bacon Legs was doing that. Can’t steal a dude’s shtick.

[Sliver]

Yeah, the other thing is I don't even have a shtick.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Yeah, the other thing is I don't even have a shtick.

Oh you……

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Yeah, the other thing is I don't even have a shtick.

A tall, doped up Lake Bonavistian, riding around on a rascal while eating black licorice cigars doesn't count?

Eh... fair. Might be more legendary than shtick.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

A tall, doped up Lake Bonavistian, riding around on a rascal while eating black licorice cigars doesn't count?

Eh... fair. Might be more legendary than shtick.

Damnit DoubleF. You've ignited an immense craving for black licorice.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

A tall, doped up Lake Bonavistian, riding around on a rascal while eating black licorice cigars doesn't count?

Eh... fair. Might be more legendary than shtick.

He’s mentally old, yet relatively young. It’s like Benjamin Button was based on him.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Damnit DoubleF. You've ignited an immense craving for black licorice.

I always thought black licorice was a waste product from something more palatable. Like vegemite/marmite or chicken feet. I am surprised it’s manufactured because of actual demand.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Wormius

He’s mentally old, yet relatively young. It’s like Benjamin Button was based on him.

wtf

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Sliver

wtf

I am just saying you have elderly person tendencies / quirks. Like, I wouldn’t be too shocked to learn you put plastic covers on your furniture before guests come over.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I am just saying you have elderly person tendencies / quirks. Like, I wouldn’t be too shocked to learn you put plastic covers on your furniture before guests come over.

Did you forget who you're talking about?

Garage parties. This is Sliver we're talking about.

Last I heard he was contemplating bunk beds or something for the garage?

[Dion]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Yeah, the other thing is I don't even have a shtick.

You have the ability to start a thread and create some interesting discussions

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

Did you forget who you're talking about?

Garage parties. This is Sliver we're talking about.

Last I heard he was contemplating bunk beds or something for the garage?

I remember something about hazmat suits when they go visit their friends with pets and wanting to keep people from entering his home without socks.

[ResAlien]

I wonder if he ever got that bunker he was going to build finished. Ah well definitely not a schtick. It’s adorable though, keeps things interesting when there’s a lull in reality. It’s like a trip to the carnival yknow?

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I remember something about hazmat suits when they go visit their friends with pets and wanting to keep people from entering his home without socks.

I do vaguely remember a discussion like that stemming from his commentary.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Damnit DoubleF. You've ignited an immense craving for black licorice.

I was going to post a link for black licorice to tempt you... but then I went down a weird black licorice rabbit hole... They sure do strange things to black licorice.

https://www.amazon.ca/Licorice-Kilo-...%2C122&sr=8-37

"School chalk" licorice? (mint coated?)

https://www.amazon.ca/Licorice-Bag-P...06JZN9FS&psc=1

"Witches screams"? (And why would black licorice be salted?)



https://www.amazon.ca/Yupik-Black-Li...%2C122&sr=8-26

Black licorice jaw breakers? Almost seems like it's borderline a South Park reference.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

Did you forget who you're talking about?

Garage parties. This is Sliver we're talking about.

Last I heard he was contemplating bunk beds or something for the garage?

Dude. I DID do this! I'll take a photo and show you. They turned out so sick.