What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Roast Beef

I've seen a lot of movies that I would consider bad, I've seen some that I consider truly awful, but there is one movie that stands above the rest, and that's The Mask.

There was one other movie that came close, I think it was called Superstar....it was SNL based and had a scene with the character trying to screw a tree or something. I can't really count that one though as I turned it off partway through the movie.

Paging this post is terrible.

[DownhillGoat]

Originally Posted by KTrain

This thread should have ended at post 2 with Battlefield Earth. Everyone should have come to agreement that it's the worst and moved on.

Except the question was the worst movie you’ve watched.

Most people were smart enough not to watch an L Ron Hubbard movie.

[Locke]

Year One.

You bunch of bastards! My mind existed in a world in which that movie didnt exist and now you've dragged me back in!

Forgot all about it.

That was terrible.

[The Reverend]

Originally Posted by dammage79

Which Crash? You talking about the one with James Spader or the one with Matt Dillon as the racist cop.

Both were great!!

I do get the hate for the James Spader Crash though. It's glorified soft core porn. But it was also the fist movie that made me squeamish or wince at certain scenes. So I hold it in a kind regard as it'd as it was intended.

The Matt Dillon one. I felt, at the time, did we really need another movie to show that black people and white people can actually get along?

For example, when Dillon's racist character saves the black lady from her burning car and they lock eyes and suddenly Dillon's character discovers his humanity. I was definitely saying boo-urns throughout that movie.

[GGG]

Originally Posted by Locke

Year One.

You bunch of bastards! My mind existed in a world in which that movie didnt exist and now you've dragged me back in!

Forgot all about it.

That was terrible.

I thought that movie went to the it's so bad it's hilarious. I actually enjoyed watching it. It's an objectively bad movie but is entertaining so not worst movie ever.

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by The Reverend

The Matt Dillon one. I felt, at the time, did we really need another movie to show that black people and white people can actually get along?

For example, when Dillon's racist character saves the black lady from her burning car and they lock eyes and suddenly Dillon's character discovers his humanity. I was definitely saying boo-urns throughout that movie.

Crash was an incredible movie. Man. Who hurt you?

[John Doe]

A few of the worst more mainstream movies I have seen:
- Dragon Blade
- Weekend at Bernie’s
- M:I 2
-You’ve Got Mail

[Roof-Daddy]

Batman & Robin has to be up there.

Yikes

[The Reverend]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

Crash was an incredible movie. Man. Who hurt you?

Haha! I think I've been suffering from Grouchy Old Man syndrome since I was about 8.

[Violator]

Ironman 1
Ironman 2
Ironman 3

Dont even know how they were all aproved

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Violator

Ironman 1
Ironman 2
Ironman 3

Dont even know how they were all aproved

So you thought Ironman 1 was horrible. Then you went to see Ironman 2. And woa, it was bad! But you followed up by watching Ironman 3? Did you not suspect that you wouldn't like 3 at that point?

[Poe969]

Sequels get better and better, it's science. Just look at Bring it On and high school musical, I rest my case.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by The Reverend

Haha! I think I've been suffering from Grouchy Old Man syndrome since I was about 8.

There's a lot of retroactive hate for Crash, you're not alone.

[Slacker]

Meet the Spartans.

[Roof-Daddy]

Originally Posted by Violator

Ironman 1
Ironman 2
Ironman 3

Dont even know how they were all aproved

Well they net almost $2 billion between the three films.

[Matata]

Originally Posted by The Reverend

The Matt Dillon one. I felt, at the time, did we really need another movie to show that black people and white people can actually get along?

For example, when Dillon's racist character saves the black lady from her burning car and they lock eyes and suddenly Dillon's character discovers his humanity. I was definitely saying boo-urns throughout that movie.

Crash was also made insufferable by getting hyped up as an intellectual, oscar caliber think piece on race relations, but it never went into more depth than "sometimes stereotypes are true", "sometimes they're not", "sometime people are racist", "sometimes they are not." It was like someone dressed up a chappelle show skit as high drama.

[Scroopy Noopers]

The first Iron Man was the best Marvel movie.

2 & 3 were terrible.

[Strange Brew]

Originally Posted by Violator

Ironman 1
Ironman 2
Ironman 3

Dont even know how they were all aproved

Did you walk out on Infinity War too?

[CliffFletcher]

Originally Posted by Coach

There's a lot of retroactive hate for Crash, you're not alone.

My wife and I watched Crash in the theatre and thought it was okay. For some reason she bought it on DVD. We got about a third of the way through the re-watch, looked at each other, and said "this is really bad." Somehow the buzz around the movie acted almost like beer goggles. In the sober light of day it's a schlocky, cliched, forgettable movie.

[getbak]

All I remember from watching Crash was thinking, "If this was the best movie made this year, it must have been a pretty awful year for movies."