I swear, ATB Financial must have surprised poor Walter Gurba with $5000 a hundred times by now
You'd think that'd kill profitability, but maybe this publicity is just pushing their competitors off the rails
"Hey Walter, surprise!" Every morning. Seriously, isn't that just a bit excessive? You'd think they would have found someone else to throw money at by now.
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I don't hate it per se, but the Mazda commercial where this a-hole couple crashes a wedding and steals the bouquet. The backing music is Ca Plane Pour Moi. But in my head all I hear is The Damned's "Jet Boy Jet Girl". And I think to myself "whoa. What weird choice for music".
What's really weird about that commercial is that the wedding is filmed in the heart of cracktown Vancouver where the memorial to dead street workers is located.
And I think the Jet Boy Jet Girl is the original by plastic Bertrand
Good Commercial Shoutout: Cookie Monster Apple Commercial and Boston Pizza "Not Your Time" shirt. I'm sure they'll get annoying after a while but the truly terrible commercials you hate after one viewing. Also gonna give props to the Westjet commericals for the most part. Simple, clean, one graphic on the screen showing their deals and how long they last. I'm not sure why more companies don't do this instead of making an annoying 30 second mini story that makes you forget what they were trying to advertise in the first place.
Terrible Commercial Shaming: First Choice Hair Cutters. F U.
Haha what the #### is with this Charmin commercial?
"It keeps your underwear cleaner"
"So clean you could wear them a second day"
What the ####ing ####? Lol.
Ok first off no matter which tp I use to wipe my ass, my underwear stay clean. Second, do people have a problem with getting #### on their underwear, meaning they couldn't wear a pair more than once? Wouldn't #### on your underwear necessitate a change right after the bathroom trip!?! I mean, I change everyday to be nice and clean, but I could easily rewear them day to day without issues of needing better toilet paper because I'm not getting all the crap cleaned off my ass.
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That Rogers commerical where the woman flies her husband's brother in to celebrate with him. To the husband in the pink shirt, you do know that shirt comes in bigger sizes right?
That Rogers commerical where the woman flies her husband's brother in to celebrate with him. To the husband in the pink shirt, you do know that shirt comes in bigger sizes right?
All this says to me is if she can save about $2k thanks to the family plan to fly brother from India then Rogers charges too much.
The I dunno know what it's even for, a bank or mortgage company, with " Chef Lynn Wilson" who interrupts the guy with all the food related saying.
As someone said above the Cookie Monster Siri commercial is funny.
Edit: "Supreme Windows, manIfactured in Calgary." If you can't say a basic word correctly, I'm not buying your windows, no matter where they are manUfactured.
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Haha what the #### is with this Charmin commercial?
"It keeps your underwear cleaner"
"So clean you could wear them a second day"
What the ####ing ####? Lol.
Ok first off no matter which tp I use to wipe my ass, my underwear stay clean. Second, do people have a problem with getting #### on their underwear, meaning they couldn't wear a pair more than once? Wouldn't #### on your underwear necessitate a change right after the bathroom trip!?! I mean, I change everyday to be nice and clean, but I could easily rewear them day to day without issues of needing better toilet paper because I'm not getting all the crap cleaned off my ass.
Why do we even need toilet paper commercials? Are people not using toilet paper in 2016? Asswipe is asswipe, lol. We all know we need to use it, there's simply no need to advertise it or pretend cartoon bears #### in the woods.
And what is with the freaking Cottenellechick that wants to run around busting in on people's weddings and such, asking how they wipe their ass/talk about their bums? We all know people drop stink pickles. That's as much conversation as there needs to be about poop. The only time I want to talk about someone's ass is when it's attached to a nice looking man and his ass is fine. Not what sorts of ways they might keep the poop scoots at bay. Cottenelle chick needs some intense therapy to see why she is so curious about people's bungholes. And if she crashed my wedding to ask me or my guests what they wiped with, she'd soon find that I wiped the floor with her.
If we must talk about crap, can we talk about dancing Trivago man now? Whyyy? Whhhhyyyy? I almost want 80s trying too hard mussy Trivago man who doesn't know what a belt is, to come back because dancing Trivago man is awful.
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Why do we even need toilet paper commercials? Are people not using toilet paper in 2016? Asswipe is asswipe, lol. We all know we need to use it, there's simply no need to advertise it or pretend cartoon bears #### in the woods.
And what is with the freaking Cottenellechick that wants to run around busting in on people's weddings and such, asking how they wipe their ass/talk about their bums? We all know people drop stink pickles. That's as much conversation as there needs to be about poop. The only time I want to talk about someone's ass is when it's attached to a nice looking man and his ass is fine. Not what sorts of ways they might keep the poop scoots at bay. Cottenelle chick needs some intense therapy to see why she is so curious about people's bungholes. And if she crashed my wedding to ask me or my guests what they wiped with, she'd soon find that I wiped the floor with her.
Series of radio commercials for various townhome/condo complexes. My Legacy Park, Walden Place, etc. -- they're all the same. The same dumb guy and annoying girl go back and forth in horribly written, unfunny ads. New one every few weeks, all horrible.
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Valentine Volvo, I hate you. An entire commercial with no pauses is the most annoying thing ever.
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