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Old 12-11-2022, 07:56 AM   #4381
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I think the obvious winning winter combo is this jacket:





and this hat





Oh, and these gloves


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Old 12-11-2022, 09:03 AM   #4382
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He just like saying Goretex, but he has no idea what goretex actually is.
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Old 12-11-2022, 11:47 AM   #4383
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He just like saying Goretex, but he has no idea what goretex actually is.
Goretex just sounds like a sequel to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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Old 12-11-2022, 12:18 PM   #4384
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The days where it's -12 in the morning and +2 in the afternoon. -5 (ish) is my cutoff for having a hood up vs down. What do most people do with a toque when it's too nice for one?
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How big is your toque
How small are your pockets


As has been mentioned a hood takes away the peripheral vison.

Also, I find wearing a hoodie up while under a winter jacket gives off a wicked Mulletville vibe.
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I'll wear whatever it takes when the temperature nosedives and the wind howls. Mulletville vibes be damned.

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Old 12-11-2022, 01:57 PM   #4386
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2 questions

How big is your toque
How small are your pockets


As has been mentioned a hood takes away the peripheral vison.

Also, I find wearing a hoodie up while under a winter jacket gives off a wicked Mulletville vibe.
My toque is a neon colored certified beauty directly from the 80's, it's bully but it's got well over 30 years of service and still looks sharp. The convenience of the hoodie is why I almost always go that route. Why do people need 100% peripheral vision when out in the cold? Turn your damn heads you ragamuffins.

Here's a similar toque to mine, it's glorious

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My toque is a neon colored certified beauty directly from the 80's, it's bully but it's got well over 30 years of service and still looks sharp. The convenience of the hoodie is why I almost always go that route. Why do people need 100% peripheral vision when out in the cold? Turn your damn heads you ragamuffins.

Here's a similar toque to mine, it's glorious

Ok seeing that it all makes sense

Up your toque game son 😂
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Ok seeing that it all makes sense

Up your toque game son 😂
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Old 12-11-2022, 03:57 PM   #4389
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You could always just have hair to keep your head warm...it works for me.
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Old 12-11-2022, 05:55 PM   #4390
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You could always just have hair to keep your head warm...it works for me.

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Old 12-11-2022, 09:07 PM   #4391
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I like to keep my toque in a bin in the house because I spent time doing my hair and don't want to mess it up.

what a humble brag about having hair Mr. FlockOSeagulls there.
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You could always just have hair to keep your head warm...it works for me.
Hey man. Low blow.
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Old 12-12-2022, 10:28 AM   #4393
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You could always just have hair to keep your head warm...it works for me.
Hair is so 90's. Evolve, man.
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Hair is so 90's. Evolve, man.
Dude needs some more testosterone up in him. Hopefully menopause doesn't hit him too hard.
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Love to see my bald boys band together.
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Old 12-12-2022, 10:40 AM   #4396
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Hair is so 90's. Evolve, man.
Hair is a pain in the ass.

Mine is so thick and grows so fast I need to get it cut every few weeks.

Having thick fast growing hair grinds me gears.
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Old 12-12-2022, 10:51 AM   #4397
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Not having thick fast growing hair grinds my gears

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Hair is a pain in the ass.

Mine is so thick and grows so fast I need to get it cut every few weeks.

Having thick fast growing hair grinds me gears.
My beard is like this. I have to get it trimmed every few weeks or I start looking like Jeremiah Jones.
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Old 12-12-2022, 11:03 AM   #4399
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If you don’t have Majestic Sam Winchester hair why are you even showing your face in public? Wear a balaclava you hideous sentient toe mr clean looking freaks.
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Old 12-12-2022, 02:29 PM   #4400
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It is now day 4 of my neighbors leaving their recycling bin on the street. (It is full as they didn't have it out in time anyway on the actual pickup day)
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