01-22-2020, 01:49 PM
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Flyers' Gritty under Police Investigation
Punched a kid.
https://twitter.com/user/status/1220060476958224388
Insert obligatory Scorch reference here.
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01-22-2020, 01:50 PM
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Its Philly. Kid probably threw a battery at Gritty to start it.
01-22-2020, 01:52 PM
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Yeah, its Philly, if you dont want the mascot to punch you then dont go and meet the mascot.
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01-22-2020, 01:55 PM
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01-22-2020, 01:57 PM
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Super NSFW, but also super awesome.
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01-22-2020, 01:58 PM
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Why is this kind of funny?
01-22-2020, 02:01 PM
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Yeah...I mean, look at him. LOOK! AT! HIM!
That is the look of a mascot that would carve your corpse and hide it in the trunk of his Corolla to be disposed of in front of the Rocky statue in broad daylight.
What were you expecting? A hug?
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01-22-2020, 02:02 PM
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Yeah, its Philly, if you dont want the mascot to punch you then dont go and meet the mascot.
I'm surprised that "Come Get Punched by Gritty" wasn't the actual promotion.
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01-22-2020, 02:03 PM
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This has cash grab written all over it. Mascot probably pretended to punch the kid living up to character and the dad saw dollar signs. This is what our society has become.
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01-22-2020, 02:05 PM
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I'm surprised that "Come Get Punched by Gritty" wasn't the actual promotion.
I find this hysterical and now I hope they actually do it.
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01-22-2020, 02:08 PM
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If past Philly antics are any indication, Gritty will be arrested for assault and batteries.
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01-22-2020, 02:13 PM
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Super NSFW, but also super awesome.
My favourite bit:
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01-22-2020, 02:15 PM
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Norm!
VIDEO
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01-22-2020, 02:17 PM
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Gritty's response to all of this: "I only punched him in the back because he turned at the last second. I tried to punch the little #*$& in the face!"
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01-22-2020, 02:20 PM
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Kid didn't live up to the code.
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01-22-2020, 02:20 PM
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I seriously can't stop laughing at this.
01-22-2020, 02:20 PM
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Punched someone defenceless in the back?
Confirmed: Kassian IS Gritty
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01-22-2020, 02:21 PM
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Same eyes
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Edit* actually read the story; never mind.
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01-22-2020, 02:25 PM
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The kid didn't doing anything wrong, but there is no reason why he still shouldn't have to answer the bell.
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