09-17-2017, 07:00 PM
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#281
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#1 Goaltender
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Hobo beard? Is that what it goes by? I always thought of it as a Charles Manson beard.
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09-17-2017, 07:09 PM
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#282
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Lifetime Suspension
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Where is Bennett's portrait shot? I want more beard to admire.
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09-17-2017, 07:15 PM
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#283
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Flames fan in Seattle
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getbak all I can see in your post is the stupid WAY lower C 
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09-17-2017, 07:27 PM
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#284
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Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djsFlames
Where is Bennett's portrait shot? I want more beard to admire.
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No portrait, but:
From Odland's new article about Bennett gearing up for a breakout:
http://www.calgarysun.com/2017/09/17...calgary-flames
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09-17-2017, 07:28 PM
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#285
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike F
The hobo beard phenomenon is terrible and can't end soon enough. I'm saddened a Flame is opting in.
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Bennett's beard is hardly a hobo beard. It's just a nice thick luxurious celebration of strength, virility and handsomeness.
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09-17-2017, 07:33 PM
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#286
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All I can get
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK
Bennett's beard is hardly a hobo beard.
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Yeah, that's a trimmed, shaped beard.
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09-17-2017, 07:35 PM
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#287
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First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: speculating about AHL players
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Bennett is gonna be our Joe Thornton, I can feel it -- except the added badassery of that amazing beard will come into effect when he's 21 instead of 36.
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09-17-2017, 07:44 PM
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#288
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hyperbole Chamber
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AC
Monahan's hair is reaching epic levels now.
Just like Bennett's beard:
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Please please please become Jumbo Joe.
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09-17-2017, 07:45 PM
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#289
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Lifetime Suspension
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That's definitely a hockey beard. He could have a Thornton tarantula beard in his future.
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09-17-2017, 07:46 PM
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#290
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Boca Raton, FL
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If there is ever a point in your life where you can choose to beard or not to beard, always choose to beard.
Yes, beard is now a verb.
Also, the type of beard choice is important. For example: in the following scenario, choose option B over option A. Nobody likes a closely cropped little van dyke over a full and luxurious beard you can run your fingers through.
A:
B:
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If we can't fall in love with replaceable bottom 6 players then the terrorists have won.
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09-17-2017, 07:50 PM
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#291
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Ricci's Ugly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cali Panthers Fan
If there is ever a point in your life where you can choose to beard or not to beard, always choose to beard.
Yes, beard is now a verb.
Also, the type of beard choice is important. For example: in the following scenario, choose option B over option A. Nobody likes a closely cropped little van dyke over a full and luxurious beard you can run your fingers through.
A:
B:
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Plus Little Finger is just no good. So there's always that.
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09-17-2017, 07:51 PM
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#292
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Boca Raton, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gizmo
Plus Little Finger is just no good. So there's always that.
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It's because of his beard. If he could grow a big beard like Tormund, he wouldn't be so insecure and wouldn't have to resort to scheming in order to get ahead. The beard is a big part of his personality.
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Quote:
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If we can't fall in love with replaceable bottom 6 players then the terrorists have won.
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09-17-2017, 07:55 PM
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#293
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK
Bennett's beard is hardly a hobo beard. It's just a nice thick luxurious celebration of strength, virility and handsomeness.
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Also, compensation for a prematurely receding hairline.
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Originally Posted by fotze
If this day gets you riled up, you obviously aren't numb to the disappointment yet to be a real fan.
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09-17-2017, 08:01 PM
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#294
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Is Bennett's beard a lock for a roster spot?
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09-17-2017, 08:06 PM
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#295
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Boca Raton, FL
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I heard Bennett's beard is stepping up to the plate and covering 1/3rd of the cost of the new arena.
The beard is also arbitrating negotiations between the city and CSEC.
Is there anything that beard can't do?
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
If we can't fall in love with replaceable bottom 6 players then the terrorists have won.
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09-17-2017, 08:08 PM
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#296
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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I used to think Cali's avatar was a photo of Nick Offerman. Now, I'm starting to think it's a self-portrait.
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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09-17-2017, 08:16 PM
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#297
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cali Panthers Fan
If there is ever a point in your life where you can choose to beard or not to beard, always choose to beard.
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Yeah, no.
This trend has jumped the shark.
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09-17-2017, 08:37 PM
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#298
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Boca Raton, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getbak
I used to think Cali's avatar was a photo of Nick Offerman. Now, I'm starting to think it's a self-portrait.
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I honestly don't look that different from him.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
If we can't fall in love with replaceable bottom 6 players then the terrorists have won.
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09-17-2017, 08:40 PM
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#299
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Men have always had beards.
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09-17-2017, 08:44 PM
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#300
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I think the beard may get more points than Brouwer this year.
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