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Old 08-01-2019, 01:15 PM   #61
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Am I missing an issue here? Isn't a bidet something that sprays water up your corn hole? Do you have a model that requires insertion? If not, what's the big deal/
It's not a big deal, but the bidet works by a little nozzle coming out with the water pressure and spraying your butthole before retracting back into its home. I just kind of think micro-particles of vaporized poo are going to get on the nozzle. If I were the guy, I wouldn't want the homeowners micro poo particles then squirting at my butthole in the same way I don't really want his micro particles of poo squirting at me.

Like I say, I'm not sweating it, but it's the first time a stranger has used the bidet since I installed it and it made me wonder if it's weird or not. A bidet seems a bit personal to share, but it's also a big whatever.
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I think "it's Silver"Sliver is probably what you're missing here.
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Plus Mahogany represents everything hipsters hate. Families, multiple cars, decent sized houses, "urban sprawl" people that don't want to walk or bike everywhere
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Old 08-01-2019, 01:17 PM   #64
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Ogden, Manchester are all ranked higher then Sunnyside (Biased but its still a kickass neighborhood and is criminally low on that list)

Garbage.

Avenue = NG
Isn't Sunnyside super susceptible to flooding? I get that it's central and people like it, but owning property in a lot of parts of it seem like a gamble and should drop it on that list big time.
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It's not a big deal, but the bidet works by a little nozzle coming out with the water pressure and spraying your butthole before retracting back into its home. I just kind of think micro-particles of vaporized poo are going to get on the nozzle. If I were the guy, I wouldn't want the homeowners micro poo particles then squirting at my butthole in the same way I don't really want his micro particles of poo squirting at me.

Like I say, I'm not sweating it, but it's the first time a stranger has used the bidet since I installed it and it made me wonder if it's weird or not. A bidet seems a bit personal to share, but it's also a big whatever.
It's probably worse when someone takes a wiz, as it's probably pretty likely wiz particles are getting on the nozzle. So consider that, too.
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It's not a big deal, but the bidet works by a little nozzle coming out with the water pressure and spraying your butthole before retracting back into its home. I just kind of think micro-particles of vaporized poo are going to get on the nozzle. If I were the guy, I wouldn't want the homeowners micro poo particles then squirting at my butthole in the same way I don't really want his micro particles of poo squirting at me.

Like I say, I'm not sweating it, but it's the first time a stranger has used the bidet since I installed it and it made me wonder if it's weird or not. A bidet seems a bit personal to share, but it's also a big whatever.
He was in there for 20 minutes you said. It sounds like he gave the bidet more than one try
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It's probably worse when someone takes a wiz, as it's probably pretty likely wiz particles are getting on the nozzle. So consider that, too.
Or him using TP and skipping the bidet. Then his hands are coming super close to the poo particles and he’s then spreading that all over the bathroom. If he even washes his hands. At least with the bidet it is poo particles being transferred bum to bum. No bidet and we could be talking bum to hand to mouth transference. That’s way worse than sharing a bidet.
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Sliver, like, gets under your skin. His posts make a lot more sense when you get his name right.
Holy ####.
In my 9 years posting here, I have somehow have misread his name every single time. That's crazy.
Like, Berenstain/Berenstein bears crazy.
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It's not a big deal, but the bidet works by a little nozzle coming out with the water pressure and spraying your butthole before retracting back into its home. I just kind of think micro-particles of vaporized poo are going to get on the nozzle. If I were the guy, I wouldn't want the homeowners micro poo particles then squirting at my butthole in the same way I don't really want his micro particles of poo squirting at me.

Like I say, I'm not sweating it, but it's the first time a stranger has used the bidet since I installed it and it made me wonder if it's weird or not. A bidet seems a bit personal to share, but it's also a big whatever.
That's a type of bidet that can exist, that's not all bidets. Some are just a toilet bowl shaped opening with a fixed position tap that sprays out water. In fact, I'd confidently suggest that that's what most bidets are.

Bidets are overrated. Give me the hand held butt sprayer any day.
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Holy ####.
In my 9 years posting here, I have somehow have misread his name every single time. That's crazy.
Like, Berenstain/Berenstein bears crazy.
That's awesome. My username is from the song Sliver by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain said in an interview he only named it Sliver because he figured people would misread it as Silver and he liked that.
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Ogden, Manchester are all ranked higher then Sunnyside (Biased but its still a kickass neighborhood and is criminally low on that list)

Garbage.

Avenue = NG
As someone who has worked in both neighbourhoods (The 'Hood FTW!!) you are being criminally judgemental to what are largely working-class neighbourhoods in favour of latter sipping elitists who had better learn how to swim...
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No way Brentwood is #1 considering it has the ugliest cluster of high rise buildings ever created by humans.
No way, at least the University City towers add some colour to our city in those drab brown months we have.
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Beltline drops from #1 to #32. I wonder why?
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That's awesome. My username is from the song Sliver by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain said in an interview he only named it Sliver because he figured people would misread it as Silver and he liked that.


My favorite Nirvana song.

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Nirvana went downhill after Kurt shot himself.
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If he was around today he'd shoot himself after seeing this.

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It's not a big deal, but the bidet works by a little nozzle coming out with the water pressure and spraying your butthole before retracting back into its home. I just kind of think micro-particles of vaporized poo are going to get on the nozzle. If I were the guy, I wouldn't want the homeowners micro poo particles then squirting at my butthole in the same way I don't really want his micro particles of poo squirting at me.

Like I say, I'm not sweating it, but it's the first time a stranger has used the bidet since I installed it and it made me wonder if it's weird or not. A bidet seems a bit personal to share, but it's also a big whatever.

Not to make you squeamish or anything, but the first time I tried a bidets in Japan, I probably spent more than 20 minutes in the bathroom. I'd be less concerned about germs and more about how much the guy was probably enjoying himself.
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LOL, Beltline (and probably others) lost points for having too many restaurants:

We also asked them if there was an ideal number of restaurants in a neighbourhood, and the answer was between eight and 46 restaurants, which knocked Beltline down in ranking this year as well.

https://twitter.com/AvenueMagazine/s...277159425?s=20
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