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Old 08-18-2014, 11:40 AM   #1
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Call this crowd sourcing...

What is your go to First Date plan? Basically trying to avoid the typical dinner/movie cliche. I have a few ideas kicking around but why not see what I'm not thinking of...
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Visit a sex toy shop and see what sorts of things turn her on.
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Greet her at the door sans pants with condom on. Consider flowers.
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Dinner and a movie with the Clinton manoeuvre performed during the previews.
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Step 1: Ship and Anchor for a pint. You're not locked in to anything too rigid, so you can bail if things start going south.
Step 2:If things go well, leave and stroll down 17th ave to Tubby Dog for an A-bomb. You can laugh at how messy and awkward it is to eat
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!!!
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Make her dinner at your place. You get to show off your taste in furnishings, your mad cooking skills, your desirable income and building location, and your flawless plating.

If you do not possess the prerequisites for this, you're #### out of luck son.
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Call this crowd sourcing...

What is your go to First Date plan? Basically trying to avoid the typical dinner/movie cliche. I have a few ideas kicking around but why not see what I'm not thinking of...
  • Skating, I think the oval is open all year.
  • Go for a hike, there are areas in Calgary that allow for a nice 2 hour walk.
  • Old school at Lloyd's.
  • Science Centre
  • Zoo.
  • Brewery tour, (I think Wild Rose still does them).
  • Museum of the Regiments.
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I just let her know how much cash I'm gonna leave on the foot of the bed for her in the morning. Works every time.

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Make her dinner at your place. You get to show off your taste in furnishings, your mad cooking skills, your desirable income and building location, and your flawless plating.

If you do not possess the prerequisites for this, you're #### out of luck son.
But then if she's crazy she knows where you live.
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Old 08-18-2014, 12:03 PM   #13
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Make her dinner at your place. You get to show off your taste in furnishings, your mad cooking skills, your desirable income and building location, and your flawless plating.

If you do not possess the prerequisites for this, you're #### out of luck son.
I'm a big fan of showing off my flawless plating... all over their stomach, chest, face, lower back... etc etc.
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The fact that Anal wasn't the first reply is a little dissapointing.

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Old 08-18-2014, 12:03 PM   #15
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If the date is happening within the next week or so, take her to Global Fest.

Plus Chicken on the Way afterwards. Don't forget to visit the basement!
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I just let her know how much cash I'm going leave on the foot of the bed for her in the morning. Works every time.
Oooh mr BIG SPENDER 1%, us bums can only afford 1hr sessions.
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If the date is happening within the next week or so, take her to Global Fest.
Brilliant.
Are tickets still available?
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Old 08-18-2014, 12:06 PM   #19
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Don't wear pink (or "salmon") and bring a condom.
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Brilliant.
Are tickets still available?
Yep, but only Tues and Thur is available:

http://globalfest.eventswoop.com/
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