11-30-2012, 02:37 PM
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#1961
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
Here's a riddle:
You have 2 bathrooms. One is a women's with just a toilet, and the other is a men's with both a toilet and a urinal, but they are not separated by much, so two people couldn't use both at the same time.
The question is, why would the seat on the men's toilet ever be up? Would somebody ever go through the trouble of lifting the lid to use the toilet instead of just using the urinal?
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Vomit?
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11-30-2012, 02:46 PM
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#1962
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a van down by the river
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Originally Posted by Rathji
Some people refuse to piss in a urinal, ever. I don't get why, other than assuming they want more privacy or can't figure out how the zipper in their pants works, so they need to drop their pants to their ankles.
Of course, the other option is maybe someone just wanted to lick the toilet and the seat was getting in the way.
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Yea, this could go into the GMG forum... It always irks me when someone uses the stalls, especially when they don't even bother lifting the damned toilet seat. I have a natural aversion to public bathrooms like everyone else, but jeebus walking into a stall and seeing that some insecure jacknob went in there and sprayed everywhere makes me want to facepunch.
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11-30-2012, 04:18 PM
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#1963
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
Here's a riddle:
You have 2 bathrooms. One is a women's with just a toilet, and the other is a men's with both a toilet and a urinal, but they are not separated by much, so two people couldn't use both at the same time.
The question is, why would the seat on the men's toilet ever be up? Would somebody ever go through the trouble of lifting the lid to use the toilet instead of just using the urinal?
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what you have never tried to fill the toilet up with bubbles using a stream of piss?
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11-30-2012, 06:56 PM
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#1964
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
Here's a riddle:
You have 2 bathrooms. One is a women's with just a toilet, and the other is a men's with both a toilet and a urinal, but they are not separated by much, so two people couldn't use both at the same time.
The question is, why would the seat on the men's toilet ever be up? Would somebody ever go through the trouble of lifting the lid to use the toilet instead of just using the urinal?
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to drop a quick deuce?
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Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
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11-30-2012, 09:19 PM
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#1965
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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I saw a pub on FB post a status saying "Happy Friday...Come get drunk"
A "fan" then posted:
Does your insurance company know you're promoting "Getting Drunk"? what happened to responsible drinking?
Quick question: Anything wrong, legally or from an insurance aspect, with a bar promoting getting drunk?
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11-30-2012, 09:31 PM
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#1966
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Franchise Player
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From AGLC guidelines (I just picked the relavent ones):
- Intoxicated patrons should be refused liquor service.
- Advertising must be within the limits of good taste and propriety and be accurate.
- Advertising should encourage the legal, moderate, safe and responsible consumption of liquor and discourage abusive drinking patterns.
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12-01-2012, 10:10 AM
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#1967
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Edmonton
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I am in Calgary for the weekend and looking for a restaurant to try in the SE. Any recommendations? If I don't suggest something we will likely end up at a big chain restaurant.
It will be for tonight for about 8 people so preferably nothing too trendy that we won't be able to get reservations for. Not really looking for anything too fancy either, probably around $20 a plate. People are coming from Cranston and Chinook so something in between would be great. Is there a Sbarro nearby that?
Thanks
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12-01-2012, 10:35 AM
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#1968
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Famoso in McKenzie Towne is good.
About $25 including pizza, drink and desert.
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12-01-2012, 10:42 AM
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#1969
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GP_Matt
I am in Calgary for the weekend and looking for a restaurant to try in the SE. Any recommendations? If I don't suggest something we will likely end up at a big chain restaurant.
It will be for tonight for about 8 people so preferably nothing too trendy that we won't be able to get reservations for. Not really looking for anything too fancy either, probably around $20 a plate. People are coming from Cranston and Chinook so something in between would be great. Is there a Sbarro nearby that?
Thanks
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Where in the SE?
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12-01-2012, 10:56 AM
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#1970
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Edmonton
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I am in Cranston with one group. The other is near Chinook. We can meet anywhere in between. Obviously closer to me is better for me, but no one really cares.
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12-01-2012, 11:57 AM
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#1971
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Uncle Chester
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I liked Baton Rouge in Quarry Park the one time I went there. $20ish meals in the SE.
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12-01-2012, 12:49 PM
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#1972
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Lifetime Suspension
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Baton Rouge is closed down. Too bad for them because that will be a prime location in 2 or 3 years.
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12-01-2012, 01:36 PM
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#1973
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Edmonton
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It looks like it is going to reopen in the new year
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12-01-2012, 04:58 PM
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#1974
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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Can someone please explain the "fotze mom" meme here on CP?
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12-01-2012, 07:09 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Anyone know of a place to get a haircut at 730 on a Saturday night for decently cheap and a decent haircut?
EDIT: In SW Calgary
Last edited by Cheerio; 12-01-2012 at 07:16 PM.
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12-01-2012, 07:14 PM
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#1976
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Originally Posted by Cheerio
Anyone know of a place to get a haircut at 730 on a Saturday night for decently cheap and a decent haircut?
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One time when I got hit in the mouth at hockey and required stitches, I stopped at a Mac's and the cashier offered to close the store and perform the procedure.
Considering that cutting hair is easier than giving someone stitches, I'd say it's a no brainer that you'd get a good haircut at any Mac's location.
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12-01-2012, 10:09 PM
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#1977
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Franchise Player
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My son wants a Transformer for Christmas that turns into a motorcycle.
Is there such a Transformer (other than Arcee), and any clue where I might be able to find one? Toys R Us doesn't have one.
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12-01-2012, 10:24 PM
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#1978
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: blow me
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I'm getting some family photos done tomorrow at Devonian Gardens. Any recommendations on where we can park? Indoor? Parkade? Which one? It's been a long time since I was last down there.
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12-01-2012, 10:32 PM
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#1979
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
The question is, why would the seat on the men's toilet ever be up? Would somebody ever go through the trouble of lifting the lid to use the toilet instead of just using the urinal?
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Figured out the answer for you today. If you are taking your 3 year old nephew to a public washroom, it's easier to have him use the toilet that he is familliar with and that he can reach. At that age they are way too young to master the "arc."
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12-02-2012, 06:54 AM
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#1980
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ken0042
Figured out the answer for you today. If you are taking your 3 year old nephew to a public washroom, it's easier to have him use the toilet that he is familliar with and that he can reach. At that age they are way too young to master the "arc."
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So true.
My 3 year old has this urge to touch the urinal whenever he is near it.
Plus the amount of urine that would end up all over the wall and floor pretty much makes it a no-brainer to use the stall.
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