07-19-2010, 04:55 PM
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#161
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My face is a bum!
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I wonder how many hot coat hangers and steep sets of stairs were required in her run to glory?
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07-19-2010, 04:58 PM
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#162
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by tvp2003
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Nothing in the water, personally i think it's all fake.
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07-19-2010, 05:00 PM
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#163
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by kunkstyle
Realistically, let's say she's not sleeping with the same guy more than once. How many people haven't had sex 1000 times in 10 years? That's not really a huge number. I don't think 'pizza burger' is going to be more worn out than any other 30 year olds that hasn't had kids...
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I don't get the "theory" that copious sex will loosen the vagina anyway. Yah, like constant exercise of those muscles, contrary to all other muscles in the body, will make them slack and weak. Unless she's banging dudes who use watermelons on their donks for contraception purposes, this theory = fail.
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07-19-2010, 05:01 PM
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#164
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by kunkstyle
Realistically, let's say she's not sleeping with the same guy more than once. How many people haven't had sex 1000 times in 10 years? That's not really a huge number. I don't think 'pizza burger' is going to be more worn out than any other 30 year olds that hasn't had kids...
Not saying she's not a slut, however...
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You try sleeping with 1,000 different people, many of them admittedly of the stranger variety plus the drunk variety, and I'd wager more than a few of the especially seed variety, and let's see how your genitals look (if you have any left) by that point. Considering the statistic is every one in four girls have an STI, and I doubt those girls all have 1,000 random partners, you can bet your contaminated, rotting penis that she's got SOMETHING. And you can also bet she's done some weird ass shiat in her time. Even if she HAS used protection every single time (even when she was drunk off her ass and had sex in toilet stalls multiple times), I doubt she did when she's likely given well over 1,000 separate BJs. I'm not just meaning a loose vagina, but I'm also talking about a vagina that's taken a hell of a beating over the years.
God, I feel like bugs are crawling over me just thinking about it. Blech.
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07-19-2010, 05:04 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by jammies
I don't get the "theory" that copious sex will loosen the vagina anyway. Yah, like constant exercise of those muscles, contrary to all other muscles in the body, will make them slack and weak. Unless she's banging dudes who use watermelons on their donks for contraception purposes, this theory = fail.
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If you get done in the rear every other day, does your ass become muscular? Theoretical question, of course! 
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07-19-2010, 05:07 PM
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#166
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
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07-19-2010, 05:15 PM
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#167
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
If you get done in the rear every other day, does your ass become muscular? Theoretical question, of course! |
Doesn't the sphincter relax to get open? So I'm not sure if the analogy holds...
A quick search on Google didn't produce a definitive answer, but did provide some hilarity. Clearly I need to get a grant from the gov't to investigate and definitively answer this question:
"Ma'am, I wonder if you could take the time to answer this questionnaire, and if possible, I would like to make a further appointment in the privacy of your home to verify the data."
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07-19-2010, 05:16 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Option84
You probably have a small one yerself. Because usually these derogatory jokes that target other groups wouldn't be made by anyone who was secure with themselves.
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You got me Option, you saw right through my sad attempt at making myself feel better.
Want to come help me pick out a Hummer so I can compensate?
Back on topic: I forgot that in your calculation of # of times per week CC that we didn't take into account mother nature. That means 1 week less per month that she can fornicate, which would up her guys/week average considerably.
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07-19-2010, 05:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Just imagine how worn everything would look. I think I'd barf from the friction burned fish smell wafting from her crotch.
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07-19-2010, 06:01 PM
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#170
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by burn_this_city
Just imagine how worn everything would look. I think I'd barf from the friction burned fish smell wafting from her crotch.
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I thought this was already covered. I'm sure lots of women have had sex 1000 times in their lives. Do things get more worn if its 1000 different guys?
It's disgusting to think that this chick banged that many guys, but if couple have sex 3 times a week, it'll only take 6 years to have had sex 1000 times.
So by your theory, every chick that's been in a healthy marriage for a few years would have a "fish smell wafting from her crotch"?
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07-19-2010, 06:10 PM
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#171
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by jydk
I thought this was already covered. I'm sure lots of women have had sex 1000 times in their lives. Do things get more worn if its 1000 different guys?
It's disgusting to think that this chick banged that many guys, but if couple have sex 3 times a week, it'll only take 6 years to have had sex 1000 times.
So by your theory, every chick that's been in a healthy marriage for a few years would have a "fish smell wafting from her crotch"?
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Girls in a loving relationship don't get pounded quite like chicks in no strings attached situations. Besides I doubt shes the cleanest chick considering the wide world of guys shes slept with. My comment stands.
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07-19-2010, 06:16 PM
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#173
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Option84
You probably have a small one yerself. Because usually these derogatory jokes that target other groups wouldn't be made by anyone who was secure with themselves.
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Not sure it's really derogatory is it?
Isn't it pretty much accepted for the most part that Asian men = smaller than usual, African men and myself = larger than usual?
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07-19-2010, 06:20 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by jydk
I thought this was already covered. I'm sure lots of women have had sex 1000 times in their lives. Do things get more worn if its 1000 different guys?
It's disgusting to think that this chick banged that many guys, but if couple have sex 3 times a week, it'll only take 6 years to have had sex 1000 times.
So by your theory, every chick that's been in a healthy marriage for a few years would have a "fish smell wafting from her crotch"?
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Silly reasoning, can't you see it isn't welcome here!
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07-19-2010, 06:25 PM
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#175
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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I didnt realize we had to argue the merits and accuracy of a joke. Especially given the topic in question.
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07-19-2010, 06:25 PM
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#176
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Only 1,000.
weak.
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07-19-2010, 06:36 PM
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#178
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Originally Posted by burn_this_city
Girls in a loving relationship don't get pounded quite like chicks in no strings attached situations.
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If you say so.
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07-19-2010, 06:39 PM
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#179
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Edit: Just not worth getting into it.
Last edited by burn_this_city; 07-19-2010 at 06:45 PM.
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07-19-2010, 06:48 PM
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#180
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Lifetime Suspension
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LOL, two pages of heated debate over the elasticity / vaginal health of some sperm dumpster in England.
CP delivars!
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