07-19-2010, 03:24 PM
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#141
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Stone her, Stone her.
just kidding.
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07-19-2010, 03:31 PM
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#142
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Calgary
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Haha, i think it's funny now that she's 30, her biological clock is ticking, and her looks will probably only stay with her for another 5 years, she wants to settle down and find a nice guy.
I sure as hell don't want to be that schmuck.
Now, having her come up to me at a bar and say let's go? Of course! But any sort of date/settling? Hellll no.
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07-19-2010, 03:36 PM
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#143
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
She may be pretty in the face, but I bet by now her genitals look like a pizza burger.
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Realistically, let's say she's not sleeping with the same guy more than once. How many people haven't had sex 1000 times in 10 years? That's not really a huge number. I don't think 'pizza burger' is going to be more worn out than any other 30 year olds that hasn't had kids...
Not saying she's not a slut, however...
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07-19-2010, 03:37 PM
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#144
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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LoL I just thought of that moment in her future relationship where the guy goes... so... since we are being so honest with each other these days, How many guys have you been with?
Grinning to himself thinking.. no way she can trump my 34, I better tone it down to like 18 tops... I am such a pimp  Why is she starting to cry...? Wtf is she a virgin...?
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07-19-2010, 03:40 PM
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#145
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by red sky
She wishes! It's not like an odometer, it doesn't go back to zero unfortunately. Plus you can tell as soon as you look under the hood!
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Wow...... does that ever work on a couple levels. Color me impressed, good sir.
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07-19-2010, 03:45 PM
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#146
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by GreenLantern
LoL I just thought of that moment in her future relationship where the guy goes... so... since we are being so honest with each other these days, How many guys have you been with?
Grinning to himself thinking.. no way she can trump my 34, I better tone it down to like 18 tops... I am such a pimp Why is she starting to cry...? Wtf is she a virgin...? |
In every relationship I've been in, the girl always asks me how many woman I've been with at some point in time.
thats where the rule of 3 comes in, both sides lie about it, we all know that.
However even with the rule of three, she's going to say 333 times?
My first reaction is, did she do porn in college to pay her way through?
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07-19-2010, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Moscow, ID
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kunkstyle
Realistically, let's say she's not sleeping with the same guy more than once. How many people haven't had sex 1000 times in 10 years? That's not really a huge number. I don't think 'pizza burger' is going to be more worn out than any other 30 year olds that hasn't had kids...
Not saying she's not a slut, however...
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Agreed. Anyone in the honeymoon of a relationship triples her pace.
I don't think/care that she's a "slut", but that just seems like an unsafe and dumb thing to do because you wanted to be like a TV character. It's like trying to eat as many donuts as Homer Simpson.
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07-19-2010, 03:52 PM
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#148
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Originally Posted by WilsonFourTwo
Just an FYI......It's the term Health Canada use now as well and what's taught in High School. I don't know where the frak it came from, but I'm sure someone is making money off the change!
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I believe the it is referred to as "FYD", now.
For Your Data 
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07-19-2010, 04:04 PM
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#149
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kunkstyle
Realistically, let's say she's not sleeping with the same guy more than once. How many people haven't had sex 1000 times in 10 years? That's not really a huge number. I don't think 'pizza burger' is going to be more worn out than any other 30 year olds that hasn't had kids...
Not saying she's not a slut, however...
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My thoughts exactly. The fact that she's slept with 1000 different guys is disgusting, but having sex 1000 times in 10 years is not out of the ordinary at all. In fact it's pretty low. What is that? Twice a week?
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
In every relationship I've been in, the girl always asks me how many woman I've been with at some point in time.
thats where the rule of 3 comes in, both sides lie about it, we all know that.
However even with the rule of three, she's going to say 333 times?
My first reaction is, did she do porn in college to pay her way through?
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What is this rule of 3? Has it been mentioned in the thread? I just skimmed through.
I get the same question and I never know how to respond, so I just tell the truth. Some girls are put off by it, some don't care.
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07-19-2010, 04:07 PM
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#150
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Rule of 3:
Guys: Multiply partners by 3
Girls: Divide partners by 3
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07-19-2010, 04:09 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by IliketoPuck
Rule of 3:
Guys: Multiply partners by 3
Girls: Divide partners by 3
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Which can be a bad break for virgins.
Because multiplying 0 x 3 is still 0
Dividing 0 by 3 causes the universe to collapse in on itself, thus death by virgin.
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07-19-2010, 04:10 PM
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#152
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Which can be a bad break for virgins.
Because multiplying 0 x 3 is still 0
Dividing 0 by 3 causes the universe to collapse in on itself, thus death by virgin.
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So for example if I've slept with 15 girls, and a girl asks me my number, I'm supposed to say 45? That seems counterproductive.
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07-19-2010, 04:12 PM
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#153
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
So for example if I've slept with 15 girls, and a girl asks me my number, I'm supposed to say 45? That seems counterproductive.
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You slept with 5 girls.
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07-19-2010, 04:12 PM
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#154
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Norm!
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Thats how it works though.
Then she thinks your experienced.
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07-19-2010, 04:26 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by IliketoPuck
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You probably have a small one yerself. Because usually these derogatory jokes that target other groups wouldn't be made by anyone who was secure with themselves.
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07-19-2010, 04:36 PM
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#156
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Which can be a bad break for virgins.
Because multiplying 0 x 3 is still 0
Dividing 0 by 3 causes the universe to collapse in on itself, thus death by virgin.
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Ahh, I love a good math joke as much as the next guy, but dividing zero by something jokes aren't nearly as funny as the much more correct dividing BY zero jokes.
You fail at infinity!
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07-19-2010, 04:43 PM
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#157
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A couple thoughts:
- She must have some serious mental issues... it's one thing to be a sex addict but it's another thing to have a 10 year plan, carry it through, and then keep a journal about it.
- I bet she was molested as a kid or something... when people do crazy stuff like this, often there is an underlying trigger.
- If she thinks she can simply stop and settle down with someone, she's kidding herself... it's called an addiction for a reason.
P.S. Related link from the same website: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/fabu...addiction.html - what do they put in the water in Hertfordshire?!?
Last edited by tvp2003; 07-19-2010 at 04:46 PM.
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07-19-2010, 04:47 PM
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#158
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Option84
You probably have a small one yerself. Because usually these derogatory jokes that target other groups wouldn't be made by anyone who was secure with themselves.
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Oh, somebody struck a nerve
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07-19-2010, 04:51 PM
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#159
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tvp2003
- I bet she was molested as a kid or something... when people do crazy stuff like this, often there is an underlying trigger.
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Ahem.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
Father, brother, uncle or cousin?
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07-19-2010, 04:54 PM
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#160
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Loves Teh Chat!
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- I bet she was molested as a kid or something... when people do crazy stuff like this, often there is an underlying trigger.
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Are you the guy from the X92.9 call in show? 
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