I woke up at 12:30 to the sensation of a moth crawling into my ear, it immediately gets stuck and starts desperately biting scratching and flapping its wings to get out.
Just an awful sensation vibrating through my brain.
I try for ten minutes frantically to get it out,
sake my head, no,
qtip? no chance,
holding a light to my ear? only made it freak out more.
ok take a break. Google.
It says I should kill the moth with alcohol and maybe it will float out?
I grab a bottle of vodka and pour it into my ear.
I can hear this little bastard fighting for its life and drowning.
It quits moving, now I have a dead moth in my god damn ####ing ear.
It 100% does not float out.
It is still stuck in there
OK, get dressed and drive to the hospital.
its 1:30 am and no one is there. I see the nurse immediately
( thank goodness for small town hospitals).
The look this nurse gives me when I say I have a dead moth in my ear is pure disgust.
You know something strange is happening when the Doctor comes almost immediately to see you. He is ####ing stoked to check out this bug. FML.
He takes one glance and is like oh yeah, there's a moth in there.
Sure enough he goes in with his forceps and pulls out
THIS FULL SIZED GROWN ADULT BIG AS A QUARTER MOTH.
MOTHER ####ER
anyways now I have to go back in a week to make sure that this moth didn't
LAY EGGS IN MY EAR!!
Spoiler!
What big ears you have my dear!
My wife had a small fly enter her ear on a camping trip. It was driving her crazy until someone had the idea of flooding it out. It worked great but she is still paranoid about flies several years later.
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I woke up at 12:30 to the sensation of a moth crawling into my ear, it immediately gets stuck and starts desperately biting scratching and flapping its wings to get out.
Just an awful sensation vibrating through my brain.
I try for ten minutes frantically to get it out,
sake my head, no,
qtip? no chance,
holding a light to my ear? only made it freak out more.
ok take a break. Google.
It says I should kill the moth with alcohol and maybe it will float out?
I grab a bottle of vodka and pour it into my ear.
I can hear this little bastard fighting for its life and drowning.
It quits moving, now I have a dead moth in my god damn ####ing ear.
It 100% does not float out.
It is still stuck in there
OK, get dressed and drive to the hospital.
its 1:30 am and no one is there. I see the nurse immediately
( thank goodness for small town hospitals).
The look this nurse gives me when I say I have a dead moth in my ear is pure disgust.
You know something strange is happening when the Doctor comes almost immediately to see you. He is ####ing stoked to check out this bug. FML.
He takes one glance and is like oh yeah, there's a moth in there.
Sure enough he goes in with his forceps and pulls out
THIS FULL SIZED GROWN ADULT BIG AS A QUARTER MOTH.
MOTHER ####ER
anyways now I have to go back in a week to make sure that this moth didn't
LAY EGGS IN MY EAR!!
I woke up at 12:30 to the sensation of a moth crawling into my ear, it immediately gets stuck and starts desperately biting scratching and flapping its wings to get out.
Just an awful sensation vibrating through my brain.
I try for ten minutes frantically to get it out,
sake my head, no,
qtip? no chance,
holding a light to my ear? only made it freak out more.
ok take a break. Google.
It says I should kill the moth with alcohol and maybe it will float out?
I grab a bottle of vodka and pour it into my ear.
I can hear this little bastard fighting for its life and drowning.
It quits moving, now I have a dead moth in my god damn ####ing ear.
It 100% does not float out.
It is still stuck in there
OK, get dressed and drive to the hospital.
its 1:30 am and no one is there. I see the nurse immediately
( thank goodness for small town hospitals).
The look this nurse gives me when I say I have a dead moth in my ear is pure disgust.
You know something strange is happening when the Doctor comes almost immediately to see you. He is ####ing stoked to check out this bug. FML.
He takes one glance and is like oh yeah, there's a moth in there.
Sure enough he goes in with his forceps and pulls out
THIS FULL SIZED GROWN ADULT BIG AS A QUARTER MOTH.
MOTHER ####ER
anyways now I have to go back in a week to make sure that this moth didn't
LAY EGGS IN MY EAR!!
Spoiler!
Cool
I once had a guy come to see me complaining of a sore ear. Said he hadn't heard out of it for a week of more.
I got out my otoscope and looked in his ear and it was banged up with wax. I got some warm water and used a syringe to squirt it into his ear.
After a larger than i expected number of squirts I started to smell a terrible smell.
Looked in the ear again and the wax was loosening up.
I did it a number of more times again and look.
I could see a bee's bum staring at me.
Dude has a bee stuck deep in his ear.
The ####ing smell was vile.
Eventually after lots of water I got enough out that the bee started to loosen.
More squirting and poking and out came a massive bee and a bunch of vile smelling liquid.
Yuck
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I woke up at 12:30 to the sensation of a moth crawling into my ear, it immediately gets stuck and starts desperately biting scratching and flapping its wings to get out.
Just an awful sensation vibrating through my brain.
I try for ten minutes frantically to get it out,
sake my head, no,
qtip? no chance,
holding a light to my ear? only made it freak out more.
ok take a break. Google.
It says I should kill the moth with alcohol and maybe it will float out?
I grab a bottle of vodka and pour it into my ear.
I can hear this little bastard fighting for its life and drowning.
It quits moving, now I have a dead moth in my god damn ####ing ear.
It 100% does not float out.
It is still stuck in there
OK, get dressed and drive to the hospital.
its 1:30 am and no one is there. I see the nurse immediately
( thank goodness for small town hospitals).
The look this nurse gives me when I say I have a dead moth in my ear is pure disgust.
You know something strange is happening when the Doctor comes almost immediately to see you. He is ####ing stoked to check out this bug. FML.
He takes one glance and is like oh yeah, there's a moth in there.
Sure enough he goes in with his forceps and pulls out
THIS FULL SIZED GROWN ADULT BIG AS A QUARTER MOTH.
MOTHER ####ER
anyways now I have to go back in a week to make sure that this moth didn't
LAY EGGS IN MY EAR!!
Spoiler!
Sounds like an old episode of Night Gallery:
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Some new renters have moved into the place across the alley, and they let their kids run wild for hours on end, screaming and shrieking at the top of their lungs. It's unbearable.
Some new renters have moved into the place across the alley, and they let their kids run wild for hours on end, screaming and shrieking at the top of their lungs. It's unbearable.
I’m led to believe this should be considered awesome, ‘cause kids, but god forbid the dog dog barks
I’m led to believe this should be considered awesome, ‘cause kids, but god forbid the dog dog barks
They're both bad. Kids having fun and playing is fine. Shrieking and screaming just means their parents are pure trash and dgaf that they live in a community where others are just trying to enjoy their space, too.
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They're both bad. Kids having fun and playing is fine. Shrieking and screaming just means their parents are pure trash and dgaf that they live in a community where others are just trying to enjoy their space, too.
Shrieking like a baby Nazgul seems to be how kids play these days, for boys and girls. I don’t recall doing that as a kid, but maybe we did?
Shrieking like a baby Nazgul seems to be how kids play these days, for boys and girls. I don’t recall doing that as a kid, but maybe we did?
We didn't. Most don't. Just wrapping up raising two kids and we were militant about no screaming and screeching. 90% of the people we raised kids along side were like us. Then the moronic trashy ones just let their kids scream. It just takes a couple in a large group to make it look like they're all screaming, but it's usually just one or two. You can typically pick them out before they even start screaming: hair not brushed, sleepies in eyes, toothpaste stains on shirts, crust in the corner of mouths, dirty fingernails, etc.
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We didn't. Most don't. Just wrapping up raising two kids and we were militant about no screaming and screeching. 90% of the people we raised kids along side were like us. Then the moronic trashy ones just let their kids scream. It just takes a couple in a large group to make it look like they're all screaming, but it's usually just one or two. You can typically pick them out before they even start screaming: hair not brushed, sleepies in eyes, toothpaste stains on shirts, crust in the corner of mouths, dirty fingernails, etc.
And the giveaway of all giveaways of the trashiest kid in the neighbourhood: The green snot dried on the upper lip.
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