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Old 07-29-2014, 07:01 PM   #141
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Dinging up someone's car or parking right on their door when they are properly between the lines demonstrates a lack of respect. Simply parking next to someone does not. "Car guys" need to get over themselves.
Completely missing the point.
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I can kinda feel where they're coming from.

I mean I'm a real penis guy, and while it's not a huge deal when someone parks their penis next to mine, they really could have at least left it one spot over.

Don't even get me started on when they smack their penis into mine.
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Our workplace is a disaster for parking, we moved to bigger diggs after merging a few companies to a fancy building on the ocean drive in Reykjavik, great building, awesome views, etc.. But the parking is horrible, we have this parking area in the back, which was supposed to be our new computer repair shop, it was decided to destroy the old building that was there to make room for more parking.

Anyhow, people park anywhere they can and one day I got this, note the guy is parked beside me in a spot which is not a parking spot, so it was a double whammy, I get here early enough that I can pick my spot, so I parked to the left edge to give whomever parks next to me plenty of room, of course that meant no one should park next to me...

The Finnish....what a bunch of basterds amirite?
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lol Finnish?
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Old 07-30-2014, 07:31 AM   #145
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Completely missing the point.
Thinking the point was dumb is not the same as missing it.
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Old 07-30-2014, 10:04 AM   #146
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I'm sure I read somewhere that it's a psychological phenomenon; people will fill a space generally maximizing distance from each other.
Not exactly like, but not totally unlike Ideal Free Distribution, if you take out the resource factor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideal_f...n_from_the_IFD

Where resource could be substituted for maximum comfortable space.
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Old 07-30-2014, 07:42 PM   #147
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Dinging up someone's car or parking right on their door when they are properly between the lines demonstrates a lack of respect. Simply parking next to someone does not. "Car guys" need to get over themselves.
You can tell which posters on this site drive crappy vehicles.
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Simply parking next to someone does not. "Car guys" need to get over themselves.
It's almost as if door dings are only possible if you first park next to someone for no reason.
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lol Finnish?
I think he meant to say "Ford drivers"
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It's almost as if door dings are only possible if you first park next to someone for no reason.
If you don't want to risk having other people park in valid open stalls that happen to be near you, leave your penis extender in the garage.
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Think you missed the point on that one, but thanks. My car ain't even expensive.
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You drive Deerfoot during gravel season and any ambition towards keeping your car pristine leave you.
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Old 07-31-2014, 05:19 PM   #153
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You drive Deerfoot during gravel season and any ambition towards keeping your car pristine leave you.
This is true, and regrettably we have no control over that. But what I do have control over is the ability to to park away from other people like Resolute who will smash their doors into the car I worked very hard for because they don't give a #### about anything, so excuse the hell out of me for trying to protect my penis extender.
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This is true, and regrettably we have no control over that. But what I do have control over is the ability to to park away from other people like Resolute who will smash their doors into the car I worked very hard for because they don't give a #### about anything, so excuse the hell out of me for trying to protect my penis extender.
Kindly point me to the post where Resolute said (or even insinuated) that he'd smash his doors into your car because he doesn't give a #### about anything.
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Thinking the point was dumb is not the same as missing it.
No, you don't get it because you don't care. Cars aren't important to you, and that's perfectly Ok. But just because you don't care about something doesn't mean it doesn't matter. I like my car, so I do what I can to prevent damage. I drive defensively, and I also Park defensively. Why this seems to offend you is beyond me.
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Folks, there are other reasons someone might want to park away from people, and therefore it's not cool to park right beside them if at all possible to avoid.

For example, I had blown my ACL out and could barely bend my knee. My car sits low already and to get out of it was very painful. Thus I parked well away from everyone so I could open the door fully and not have to bend my knee as much.
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I generally try and park as far away as possible.
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I always park in literally the first available (non-handicapped) space I see. Frequently this is near the back of the lot (which, as I've learned from this thread, is apparently the designated "car guys" zone). As long as my vehicle is completely within the designated lines for my space, I don't think I'm doing anything inconsiderate or wrong.

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Kindly point me to the post where Resolute said (or even insinuated) that he'd smash his doors into your car because he doesn't give a #### about anything.
That one. My car is not a fancy car. Why is it a "penis extender" because I give a #### about it? I already said I never double park or do anything other than park away from other people. Why am I all of sudden compensating for something because I don't want to get my car wrecked? Hmm. There's absolutely zero reason. Thus, the way I see it, Resolute doesn't give a #### about other people's property.

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That one. My car is not a fancy car. Why is it a "penis extender" because I give a #### about it? I already said I never double park or do anything other than park away from other people. Why am I all of sudden compensating for something because I don't want to get my car wrecked? Hmm. There's absolutely zero reason. Thus, the way I see it, Resolute doesn't give a #### about other people's property.
Again, please point out where he said he'd smash your car with his doors. His post said no such thing.
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