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Old 12-08-2007, 01:44 PM   #121
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As for Seinfeld, I drop the "This is outrageous!!" line I'd say almost bi-weekly, and not one person has yet to pick it up.

LOL nice. I use Seinfeld lines all the time. I just called someone ginga the other day.
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:48 PM   #122
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whenever me and my dad are talking about the Flyers we always bring up the Halloween one where the Flanders devil wants Homer's soul and the after introducing the jury of the damned Flanders says "finally the starting line up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers" and everyone goes "aaaaahhhhh".

yes folks the broadstreet bullies were that scary.
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Old 12-08-2007, 02:15 PM   #123
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I find that the line "My pants are chafin' me" quite effective if I'm too lazy for all the romance...

Also when watching Devils games with my buddy he'll always say "It's Browda, Browda..Say it.." A la Quimby's son.
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:49 PM   #124
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Oh, another one that's always fun, whenever someone mentions a garage:
"A garage? Hey fellas, A garage. Well, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman."


I've only used it with garage, but you could conceivably use it with just about any word of french origin, which is about a third of the english language.
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:51 PM   #125
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:53 PM   #126
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Oh, another one that's always fun, whenever someone mentions a garage:
"A garage? Hey fellas, A garage. Well, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman."


I've only used it with garage, but you could conceivably use it with just about any word of french origin, which is about a third of the english language.

Homer: Well what do _you_ call it?
Moe: A car hole!
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:18 PM   #127
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We're doing in Hamlet in English, and the other day I dropped a "Well no one outcrazies Ophelia!". One other person in the class got it.
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:49 PM   #128
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:55 PM   #129
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Old 12-08-2007, 06:50 PM   #130
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Homer: Well what do _you_ call it?
Moe: A car hole!
I thought it was "car hold".

btw just heard this line on Simpsons and laughed my ass off: Homer- "Ahhh the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel".
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Old 12-08-2007, 07:37 PM   #131
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I thought it was "car hold".

btw just heard this line on Simpsons and laughed my ass off: Homer- "Ahhh the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel".
so did i but wiki says otherwise.
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Old 12-08-2007, 09:52 PM   #132
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Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:13 PM   #133
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Old 12-09-2007, 12:41 AM   #134
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Old 12-09-2007, 12:43 AM   #135
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how about futurama quotes?

i work in a kitchen, and i often go to grab someone with my tongs while screaming "you're gonna get the CLAMPS!!"
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Old 12-09-2007, 04:32 AM   #136
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how about futurama quotes?
"If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the gut"
"But you're lazy, right?"
"Ah, don't get me started..."
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Old 12-09-2007, 06:24 AM   #138
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