12-07-2007, 08:41 PM
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#101
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Can't sleep, clown'll eat me!
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, THEN you get the women.
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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12-07-2007, 09:04 PM
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#102
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I try to use "embiggens" whenever there is a cromulent opportunity.
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12-07-2007, 09:06 PM
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#103
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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"Little late for Lenny!"
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12-07-2007, 09:06 PM
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#104
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary, AB
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I always do Nelson's "HAHA".
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My signature is awesome.
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12-07-2007, 09:06 PM
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#105
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Ralph... "tastes like burning"
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12-07-2007, 10:03 PM
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#106
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Franchise Player
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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12-07-2007, 10:20 PM
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#107
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lethbridge
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fredr123
The goggles do nothing!
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Hahaha that is also one of my favorites. Get lots of blank looks though, which usually turn to puzzlement whenever I try to explain it.
I also like "shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip!" and "you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Another good one (from Family Guy though) is "Holy crip, he's a crapple!"
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12-07-2007, 11:01 PM
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#108
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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"I'll be buried in the cold, hard ground before I recognize Missourah!" (Grandpa on a public access t.v. show)
I've actually used that a lot this year talking college football.
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12-07-2007, 11:47 PM
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#109
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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I'm also a big fan of "Everything's coming up Milhouse!".... no one gets it.
I use Homer's mannerisms more... the infamous.. "Why yes....maybe I will <insert whatever>... maybe I will...."
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12-07-2007, 11:51 PM
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#110
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Franchise Player
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"you fat cats forgot to eat your plankton".
As a result of that I use the term "fat cat" wayyy to much.
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12-08-2007, 12:22 AM
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#111
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Homer: No beer and no tv make Homer.... something something...
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!!!!
I have "Can't sleep, clown'll eat me" as a signature on another board.
One line I can't ever find a use to use, but it's my favourite line ever is in the "Who Shot Mr. Burns episode" - when Mr. Smithers apologizes to Jasper for shooting his wooden leg, he responds "You shot who in the whatnow?" For some reason it KILLS me.
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12-08-2007, 12:28 AM
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#112
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Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tete
One line I can't ever find a use to use, but it's my favourite line ever is in the "Who Shot Mr. Burns episode" - when Mr. Smithers apologizes to Jasper for shooting his wooden leg, he responds "You shot who in the whatnow?" For some reason it KILLS me.
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I always liked his other line in that episode:
" Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walking, not for fancy walking"
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12-08-2007, 12:30 AM
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#113
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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"Iron helps us play!"
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Shot down in Flames!
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12-08-2007, 12:35 AM
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#114
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icarus
"Iron helps us play!"
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hello, joe!
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12-08-2007, 01:02 AM
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#115
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Lifetime Suspension
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Homer 10 Terrorists 8
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12-08-2007, 01:14 AM
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#116
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveToms
Homer 10 Terrorists 8
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NOT ON MY SHIFT!!!
haha that one was on today, awesome.
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12-08-2007, 10:48 AM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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"If you could kill someone on your way out, I'd really appreciate it." Okay, I've never actually used that one in regular conversation, but I can think of instances where it would have been totally appropriate.
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12-08-2007, 11:14 AM
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#118
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One of the Nine
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"Heh heh - it's funny cuz I don't know him."
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12-08-2007, 12:56 PM
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#119
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I find that the line "My pants are chafin' me" quite effective if I'm too lazy for all the romance...
Also when watching Devils games with my buddy he'll always say "It's Browda, Browda..Say it.." A la Quimby's son.
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12-08-2007, 01:37 PM
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#120
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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Oh man how could I forget my most used Simpsons line ever, I use it almost every day and just remembered it now. To this day, I refer to the gym as the "Gyme"(hard "G"). Its rubbed off on my buddy I work out with and my girlfriend too. That and "Boo-urns"(which I know has already been mentioned) are my two most used Simpsons lines ever.
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